Rival Watch™ 2013/2014

Hair gel/wax/putty is expensive these days

 

Gerrez should know

 

I bet my hair costs me more to maintain than yours! Razors aren't cheap!!!

 

Benefits of having hair

 

I only have to do my hair once a week

 

And that's your pubes

 

There's always one and it's usually you

 

Soz Mr Perfect

 

I take it you lot want us to win tomorrow ?

 

Ew no, draw I guess.

 

Never want you to win Matth. That's gross.

Draw is best or Arsenal win if one of them have to win.

 

are you lot thick, if Arsenal win, they go 5 points clear of you, bear that in mind.

 

Aww and you wonder why people are so nasty to you Matth.

Ps - it's always funnier seeing you lose, if Arsenal go five points clear then good for them, it'll just be funny seeing you lose.

 

Irony.

1. We're not challenging for the title 2. It's funny as **** seeing you lose

 

i give up, .

 

dont be like that mate, that insult has always been a pet hate of mine

Of course we dont want you to win, look at my avatar!

 

Good, fed up of having to explaining it to you, can't believe I have to explain the fact that Liverpool fans would never want to see United win to a United fan.

So to you too.

 

ok i apologise, but do you want arsenal to go 5 points ahead of you really ?

 

No, but we don't want you sods to win either Like we said, a draw is the best result. None of us expect to be challenging for the league Matth, nor do many expect Arsenal to win it so 5 points at this stage of this season isn't disastrous considering we'll still be second anyway going in to the international break.

 

Apology accepted fella

To answer your question,

By beating Utd at your place? Abso ****ing lutely mate!

In the nicest possible way of course, our rivalry is the best in the league!