Firstly i would buy Anfield FC Ground then nuke it, empty of course, then ask Megan Fox how much will it take to... then i would spunk it all on woman, party narcotics and a nice BMW M5, i would purchase Doyler a blow up doll wearing a LFC top, he would love that...
I'd pay edge's tax bill for him, so he'd stop being a miserable ****er. I hope he starts drinking and smoking again soon too. You're here for a good time, not a long time
i would help out freinds and family first. Then build myself a mansion and have partys like i was charlie sheen untill i ran out of money like michael carrol (the guy who won the lottery and is now skint - i think thats his name)
Tax bill's gone Tuna <VAMOOSH> Administrators been in, book debt stood at £850k All gone now. I have a good time, you KEN that you silly dick. I'll be in the toon later to get a kilt for a Polish wedding I'm going to soon, come in and meet me and the wife if you want. 15:30 @ Kilt shop in the toon somewhere.
blow a load on gaining the worlds biggest hangover, then a few quid persuading the misses to emigrate (alone) then party the world away in my newly built mansion with all my new freinds that really are'nt after my money!
There's a very good kilt shop on Dumbarton Road in the west end. I can't remember the name of it though. I'd love to meet you, but not your wife xx
No Deal Edmunds. Shes going on a hen do on Sat, you can come up to my house, are you familiar with Twechar?
A telegraph pole to chain you to while I tiger punch you. Just for starters. You know where I live. Shall I pick you up in the BOXTER? You do know I'm not her, don't you? I actually used to fight with her lol