Relationship Problems

Seeing SSK online got me thinking, well, we've all had them.

I'm a trained counsellor, if you didn't know. I'll happily offer some free advice if anyone feels they're brave enough to post their current dilemmas.

 

My burd's got a cock that's bigger than mine - I'm jealous.

 

I have a tiny dick

 

Ask her to tuck it between her legs now and again to boost your morale.

 

I'm going for a full-body massage at my local rub-n-tug shop this afternoon. Should I plump for the aqua or oil option?

 

Sorry, I can't help with that one, but admitting it is half the battle I've been told

 

Oil definitely. Less friction burns.

 

That 'woman' I met on holiday who turned out to be a tranny is coming to Scotland to be my Thai bride.

How do I tell my family about her 'little secret'.

 

I'd keep it quiet, or they may all want a shot of it.

 

Dev will like these bad boys lololzy

 

I think a psychiatrist would be interested in whoever posted them.

roflolzy x

 

I suffer from erectile disfunction

 

Suicide.

 

Never mind old boy, stiff upper lip and all that, what, what

 

Tina,

My girlfriend cannot get to sleep unless I shag her before bedtime.

Is she using me?

 

I have no problems whatsoever, only solutions.

Shove your therapy up your arse.

 

Rubber dolls don't sleep, no matter what anyone tells you.

 

You'd make angels cry.

 

Some guy called Toby got me to cut my cock up on camera.

 

I keep getting these dreams about some fat tart that keeps pestering me on a football website and it's putting me off ****ing.

Can you help fat tart?