Evening Minxy, see you now a Technical Advisor. You'll be after my job next. There you go nice glass of red for you.
Thankfully the milkman you had tied up down there from last week had a pot of fruit corner yoghurt in his pocket and so we simply smeared it over the lock and max m ...... um this ol geezer with the german fetish nibbled his way through...... the rest is history.........