Mortgage

Dead pledge or similar

 

You cannot compromise on Beans or ****e Roll Pud.

 

Yes you can.

Farmfoods bog roll is better than andrex.

 

I shall put that assertion to the test and let you know my findings in due course.

 

Can't be true. You pay for what you get.

 

Farmfoods does bogroll?

I've not been to Farmfoods since fk know when but I thought they only did ****ty frozen ready meals?

 

By that logic the stuff you steal must be like sandpaper.

It's no farmfoods branded (I don't think anyway) it's just some random brand of decent bog roll.

 

I think you're supposed to save the packaging to wipe your arse.

 

Pud, I have a feeling you're trying to really tell us something on here....

 

Aye, he's a tight bastard.

 

The only thing I ever got from Farmfoods was a powdered chinese curry sauce mix. Nice as a base for yer own curry sauce. Hivny bought it in years tho. Dunno if they still do it.

Yer welcome.

 

He's trying really hard for his ludge membership?

 

Whoops. Wrang thread ya tit.

 

Aldi... brilliant shop.

 

That told him Pud

3 ****ing times

 

Don't invite Pud round for dinner. He'll eat all your food and not bring anything because he's too stingey.

 

Costs me about £1200 pcm to live in a flat on my own, including a mortgage of about £75,000, gas, leccy, council tax, virgin media (including a ropy sports package), water rates, insurance, running a car. That's in London though, some things are bound to be cheaper in the wild and savage north.

I had to knock the oner a day drug and alcohol habit on the head sadly. For practical reasons, kept forgetting who I owed money to.

Hope this helps.

 

£1200 a month, minus the virgin media and the car sounds reasonable

 

We don't pay for water here either beale.

Covered by your Council Tax I think.

 

****in what I like to hear