Some filthy wee hoors in Fife it has to be said and Dundee's got the highest teenage pregnancy figures in the UK but surely it has to be Falkirk........ They're aw mad cows.
Never had a problem in Aberdeen. At first I thought it was my foreign accent and charming, chiselled looks. Then I learned all the men are too busy on the farms to service their women. So Aberdonian women will bounce on anyone willing to roger them. I did find it strange that their axe wounds were little more than a peep hole, but after watching farm animals walk as if they're strolling through a minefield, I now know Aberdeen's shameful problem. I must admit, I feel used.
Anderson is closer to Rocket daft ****er but to answer the question rocket, the boarders must be easy, I was told once its 2 lasses for every 1 guy hum hum
I must admit that Paisley isn't full of shy, retiring, wall flower types who like to get to know you first, before making the beast with 2 backs but for a man of your considerable years Rocket, I would suggest maybe hanging round Bingo halls
the last time I was in there, chatting sum wee tart up, she said she couldnae cause she was on her menstrual cycle I said not to worry about that......I would follow her home in a taxi
Aberdeen is full of hounds. Finding a decent looking lassie is needle in a haystack stuff or a Where's Wally picture. Inverness is a lot easier than Aberdeen to pull plus it's a better ratio of good-looking birds instead of the Granite Gargoyles of Aberdeen.
Aye, it is ML. You'd fit right in out here and by that I mean your queer arse would be like dog food within five minutes. You'd be giving it out for Mars bars and a go on the pool table <loveyourselfmuchMuir>
Not Scotland, but Durham. Av goat a few stories about being doon there. Long story short, the burds are choking fur it constantly, and they're riddled wi' it too.
I think Mr Laudrup may have hit a nerve here. Nothing gets a person's back up more than the bitter truth. It wouldnt be far fetched to suggest Mr Venom has a few skeletons rattling about in his closet.
