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OT: The Early Morning/Late Night Feltching Club....

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    As we all know Feltching has been hot topic over the last day or so.

    So please keep all feltching related issues to this thread.

    Feltch:

    (1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

    (2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!



    http://www.arrse.co.uk/arrse-hole/18941-what-feltching.html


    Feltch Away Lads <ok>
     
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  2. Skylarker

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    As you can see 'Zingy' is mentioned on page 2 of the link - and is ex services. ****ing felcher <ok>


    Also if you read on there is some great information on 'munging' and 'docking' - 2 terms I must admit I'm not familiar with <yikes>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sympathy post <laugh>
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You're a self confessed German granny felcher.

    #Membernumber1
     
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  5. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Fixed<ok>
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    <laugh>

    Probably more like it <ok>
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Just feltched a can of coke from my own semen. <ok>
     
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  8. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Gross

    We all used to be such nice boys
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    thank-you sky

    this means so much to me. :)
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    Kops I knew you'd appreciate such a great thread <ok>

    It could be the late night gentleman's hang out place...

    #****thepubthread

    #shouldbestickied


    Also Zingy great felching <ok>
     
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  11. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    I didn't hear (or read) this word again since the 90's Newman & Badiel sketches.

    Read it umpteen times on thus forum over the last year....<laugh>

    It really is the worst onamatopoeia invented.
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    So you don't live up to your username?

    FilthyFrank <ok>

    Try some 'docking' or 'munging' some time....
     
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  13. Sucky

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    deffo should be a sticky. no pun intended
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    I know from experience that Luv is a felcher, get him drunk and everything get stickied - pun intended.
     
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  15. Sucky

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    sticky luv..... sounds like a 70s felching collective. :D
     
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  16. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Cottaging always sounded worse than the act it describes....

    Not half as dirty as I'd like to be Sky!
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Sounds nice to me.Like a little getaway. Might go cottaging down the Cotswolds this weekend. <ok>
     
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  18. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Sounds nice to me.Like a little getaway. Might go cottaging down the Cotswolds this weekend. <ok>
     
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  19. Zingy

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    Sounds nice to me.Like a little getaway. Might go cottaging down the Cotswolds this weekend. <ok>
     
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