Plus I'm restricted on 80% of websites. Sitting here pretending to be busy all day. There really is nothing worse.
There is, I'm trying to give a nice park to the state of Aberdeenshite and the ungrateful deushbags just shout endless burns at me. Rich people have feelings too you know. Maybe you and I could cry on each other's shoulders, tell me your location and I'll have the chopper take me there. We could share a bottle of sherry and swap anecdotes about zany times.