This ones for Bob <ok>

So where's the 8 for the referee you dimwit

 

Bloody hell you caught me on the ref.

 

You wouldn't put it past them like.

 

You could be right, he may be a wum trying to make out McShane is a footballer.

 

Where did I question that part? I mentioned the bit where you posted about the keeper, and expanded that by saying he never played...and that the report was penned by a Sunderland fan.

I'd expect that the amount of time you seem to spend looking for arguments, you'd at least be able to manage to hold one without looking an arse at the end.

 

The comment about the keeper was the build up to the punchline, which was the 8 for the referee.

You see the thing about comedy is ........... oh, **** it, you'll never understand.

 

That's far better than your normal wriggles. My lessons here seem to be helping improve you...okay, it's from a very low base to start with, but progress is progress.

 

Up and down in the water?

 

You know I thought you were a boring unfunny ****!









Nowts changed.

 

I don't wriggle and people like you can't teach me anything other than world class hair splitting and how to bore people into submission.

But don't let that affect your delusion or ability to monopolise threads with inane comments that only you ever laugh at.

 

You thought?

Was that just for novelty value or do you reckon you'll see if it can become a habit?

 

Brilliant.


How to confirm my last post in one easy lesson.

 

Yeah, you wriggle, you're wriggling now as you've realised you shot yourself in the foot with the keeper and reality comments. Now you'll do as you did before, post moronic abuse in the hope of getting some back to divert the focus from yet another of your **** ups.

 

You just can't argue with wit like that, I take my hat off to your brilliant response

 

You're not right in the head.

The reference to the keeper was the build up to the punchline you sad sack of **** ....... this has to be a wind up, no one can really be that thick.

Is this actually a Sunderland poster acting the twat lads? Come on, you've had your fun, own up.

 

Did I mention you are a boring unfunny ****?

 

Has there ever been anyone this bad on here ................ he's like the snotty little kid who wants to play with the other lads and says anything he thinks is funny to try to fit in

 

It's unbelievable isn't it? It was clearly a Joke, he seems to have personality whatsoever. Good luck going round in circles with him, another thread of having to explain each sentence 5 times.

 

I'm guessing he is 18 or 19 covered in acne and his whole life revolves around his moderating duties.
To make him feel big as his life is so **** in the real world.
The way he keeps spouting ancient clichés off the net, makes me think he may have them listed in front of him.
All from a book wrote 20 years ago titled "Funny responses for every situation on forums."
They may have been funny 20 years ago, but just like him they are tired and worn out.

 

It's pointless mate ...... It's like those lads who back away from you with blood dripping from their nose shouting, "There, that ****ing showed you!"