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What Do You Dress A Skate With?

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by SFC4BAG, Jun 9, 2011.

  1. SFC4BAG

    SFC4BAG Well-Known Member

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    Seeing as how we love our fishy friends so much, I thought that this might be an interesting debate for us to discuss.
     
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  2. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Jack Tar Sauce...........
     
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  3. hotbovril

    hotbovril Well-Known Member

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    Gloves on!
     
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  4. SFC4BAG

    SFC4BAG Well-Known Member

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    Like it.

    Beats Tartare sauce all ends up. Parsley and cress with maybe some cucumber for the needy.
     
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  5. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Jamaican JERK Sauce

    Btw www.eatonsuk.co.uk if you want some; oops and apologies if the blatant plug breaks any rules
     
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  6. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    a shroud?
     
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  7. Lord Duckhunter

    Lord Duckhunter New Member

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    I'd dress a Skate like this.



    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    Clearly Vodka in the bottle......
     
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  9. Wisescummer

    Wisescummer Active Member

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    Fire, and lots of it.
     
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  10. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    What a wondrous sight she is! Wouldn't we have all loved our mothers to look like that :)
     
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  11. olddellboy

    olddellboy Well-Known Member

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    looks like she's had a go on the "spinaker tower" ahem!
     
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  12. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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  13. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    How come I have suddenly gone right of women?
     
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  14. SFC4BAG

    SFC4BAG Well-Known Member

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    Glad you don't live east of us then I bet St G.
     
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  15. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I bet you haven't gone right of Margeret Thatcher, Godders. Up the workers!
     
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  16. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Even at my age I could still get it up but that picture has just about finished me.

    I wish I was a Norwich fan for that Delia is one big turn on!

    She can say "Let's be having yer." anytime to me.
     
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  17. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Returning to the OP! I don't like fish anyway, but if I were to apply any dressing to a Skate, I would use a long pair of tongs and probably have a peg on my nose.
     
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  18. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Getting back to the OP first catch your Skate.

    That should be easy as they are usually fat and slow and don't put up much of a contest.

    Then skin it, better if you do that while it is alive, and then poach in boiling water.

    Before you do anymore go and shower ten times scrubbing hard all over your body with carbolic soap and a scrubbing brush and then spray yourself with disenfectant.

    Don't go near anyone until the smell has finally gone.

    By this time someone else would have tipped your now cold and putrid Skate in the waste bin and it would have been carted off to the incinerator so you wont have to go near it or cleanse yourself so thoroughly again.
     
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  19. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Not so sure it is easy catching a skate, as they are bottom feeders are they not. I couldn't be assed to go to the bottom just to get a bit of fish. Nah I'll just go down the fish shop there is usually a lot for sale down there.
     
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  20. SFC4BAG

    SFC4BAG Well-Known Member

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    I am pleased you aren't interested in going down to the bottom beddytare.
     
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