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Best Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Jun 9, 2011.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Ok, we have a worst film of all time thread and we have a best film of all time thread.

    Let's use this one to share our favourite film quotes of all time. It doesn't have to be a film, it can be from a TV show as well.
     
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  2. DHCanary

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    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."

    -Jules in Pulp Fiction

    or from the same character:

    "IN FACT, WHAT THE **** AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're ****in' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this n*****'s skull!"
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    "I'm your huckleberry, thats just my game." Best quote of all time, ****ING FACT!
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    "Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the ****ing car"
     
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  5. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I was wondering how long it would be before someone posted that
     
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  7. Hash.

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    "Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of ****ing assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****ing fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like … victory. Someday this war's gonna end.
     
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  9. Lady Eowyn - I Can See Theo's Halo

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    "Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "the world is a fine place and worth fighting for. " I agree with the second part". Morgan Freeman in Se7en
     
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  10. PrestonGer

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    I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

    (The Godfather)
     
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  11. PrestonGer

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    "PA Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation."

    Talledega Nights
     
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  12. PrestonGer

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    Striker: "Surely you can't be serious?!" Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

    (Airplane)
     
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    So many good quotes from Airplane. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
     
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  14. PrestonGer

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    Haha this one is a belter......
    Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?



    Captain Oveur: I can't tell.



    Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.



    Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.



    Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?



    Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.



    Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
     
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  15. Sam Axe

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    "Try not, do or do not, there is no try"
     
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  16. Jason Hudson

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    Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
    Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
    Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
    Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
    Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
    Tommy DeVito: Funny how? What's funny about it?
    Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
    Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
    Henry Hill: Jus...
    Tommy DeVito: What?
    Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
    Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
    Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
    Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
    Henry Hill: Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
    Tommy DeVito: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

    And my absolute favourite...

    Why so serious?
     
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  17. The Situation

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    Becca:Your cock is so smooth!
    Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

    Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so ****-faced last night, I shouldn't have ****ed that guy?' We could be that mistake!

    Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
    Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
    Evan: She had back problems, man.

    Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
    Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

    Seth: Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!
     
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    You gonna draw those pistols, or are you just gonna whistle dixie ? Outlaw Josie Wales

    The sherrif's a n****r!
    What'd he say?
    He said the sherrif is nearer
    No, Gol darn it a said the sherrifs a n****r! Blazing Saddles
     
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  19. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    I believe whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger

    You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.

    Communism was just a red herring

    For you the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday

    This job would be great if it wasn’t for the ****ing customers

    If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead!
     
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  20. Leon Bessi

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    Snatch
    Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.

    Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
     
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