My birds dad works for RBS in Edinburgh and is pretty high up. He has a day off today for christmas shopping. Not annual leave, the bank have given everyone a day off to do christmas shopping!! Apparently it will help raise morale Might go ask my boss for the same, seeing as I'm senior now
ML waits patiently at his desk, hoping his boss will let him go Xmas shopping... please log in to view this image
When I worked at Comet one of the lassies on the till started crying because the manager wouldn't give her the afternoon off to go "Christmas Shopping" this was at the start of September..... Days off for shopping no wonder the banks are ****ed. Should give a day off to some profession who deserve it and make the banks pay for it. My mate told me that the executives at RBS HQ have their own personal hairdresser on site.
Ffs if he is high up, he will probably work in the nice new one in the Gyle, and they built a ****ing shopping complex in the place never mind the Gyle ****ing shopping centre just across from the place na wounder the RBS is ****ed
No wonder loads of people hate bankers. Still, if I could get away with that I would. I got called a "Posh ****" for having two Polish lassies clean my flat. Posh doesn't come into it, I'm just a lazy ****er, ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã26 for two of them to come round for an hour and sort the place out. One of them goes to me "At least it smells better this time" I'd done a massive ****e right before they came round the time before and the place was reeking because there is no window in my cludgie, just a wee extractor fan. I'd been on the charlie and vodka for three days previous my **** was like black milk.
my ma calls me a snob Was out for a meal with her in north Belfast about a year ago. Looking at the menu one of the choices was 'The Chester Burger with bacon and a choice of cheese' - When the girl came around for orders I asked her "so what choices of cheese do you have?" to which the girl replied "ummmm, cheese or no cheese" my ma was mortified, she started explaining to the girl that her son had been living abroad for a few years and was a bit cultured now Was in London around May for a meeting in our London office and flew the missus in that night as one of my mates from Malta was over as well meeting some family. I thought **** it I'll treat her to a night in the west end and put us up in the Hilton Waldorf for the night. Got a phone call about a week later from my ma on the phone "here! just got a receipt sent to the house for you, I thought it was for your da. 250 ****ing quid for one night in the hilton, you could get a package holiday to spain for a week with that!!"
My 54 year old father in law ran off with a 27 year old polish bird. Got their 2nd kid on the way now. They were renting my house when I was in Malta and I had to chuck em out for not paying any rent for 6 months. Chucked them out about 2 weeks before Christmas too for maximum effect, bunch of freeloaders. That whole side of the family still won't talk to me
Muir posted pictures of his burds rusty ring after he'd shagged her.....it was as if nothing had even been in there <tinycockmuir>
