please log in to view this image "Fresh from their Wembley outing, where the Jacksonville Jaguars took on the San Francisco 49ers in front of more than 80,000 supporters, the ROAR cheerleaders are making one more trip in London before they head back to America. Make sure you keep an eye out for the girls at Craven Cottage on Saturday as theyâll be signing autographs in the Stadium Store from 12.30-1pm, mingling on Stevenage Road prior to kick-off, as well as performing out on the pitch during the half-time interval." Yet again the weather isn't going to do them any favours. Let's hope the team perform in the first half to give them a decent half time atmosphere. PS Does this mean Shad Khan has stayed over to take in the match as well?
No offence to the lovely ladies, but why would somebody want their autograph? They're just cheerleaders. Or is it for craft devils to 'pretend' it's a piece of paper for them to sign and then reveal it to be their signature on a marriage certificate...?
Does that suggest that he always travels with them as his personal entourage? Perhaps as well as cheerleading, they all possess ninja skills and operate as his personal bodyguards. The more we find out about him, the more he seems like a 1970s Bond villain. When we do get the Riverside stand redeveloped, any bets on there being an underground lair beneath it?
please log in to view this image A spectre in the eye of 'Blofeld' Abramovich, but 'Nick Nack' Khan could pull it out of the bag.
So that's the new defense taken care off, looks like they'll be playing a 4-5-1 formation against United, now all we need is one up front Bet Stekelenberg is looking forward to playing behind them.
It's safe to say that this line up isn't lacking anything up front. Can't believe I just wrote that. Feel a little unclean now.