Friday night at the Coed.

It's Friday, the big game Sunday so time to sink a couple of ales and be merry!!!

 

Tooooooooo right

 

Evening gentlemen ..... anything special happening this weekend ?

 

Dilli is going to Cardiff, he is special, and that is this weekend.

 

Purple 3

 

It's Cardiff's cup final

 

And Dilli won't be drinking at the game. Now that's special

 

& you expect us to believe that ?

 

Has he been given you lessons in how to charm the women

 

lol this purple 1 3 or whatever is going over my head, anyone care to let me know what its all about

I will put it down to being a youngster, and that its an old man thing

 

It's the truth I'm afraid. I won't give those buggers a penny of my money.

 

Ok I will explain.

PGF is purple 1 and I am purple 3, I hope this helps mate

 

Nope, not at all haha

 

Oh allright, have a look at that. Identities are concealed due to undercover work done at Legoland

 

Basically they are both a pair of bell ends

 

Now that I do understand

 

PGF is but I'm not, I'm normal

 

Purple being the colour of your bellend. It's just that Dill has three knobs.

Anyway, enough of this childish ****fest I shall be mature for the next 48 hours.............

 

He won't spend any money at Legoland due to extortionate prices and his religious beliefs.

 

Too bloody right