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Scotland v The Mighty Faroes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Nov 16, 2010.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Sister SLEDGE you still hanging about playparks with your cock out and pockets full of ***** pellets?

    I normally wait until the Weekly "Circle-Jerk" whoever finishes first gets a can of coke and big Dairy Milk. Stops the boredom. <ok>
     
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  2. EDGE

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    Sounds good <ok>

    What do you do on the rigs, are you a sparky?
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    <laugh> Nah, sparkies actually do some work offshore. I'm a Condition Montioring Technician, I'm a GP for machinery basically. Mainly my job involves talking ****e on here and buying books off Amazon, then very occasionally I might test some turbines or do some oil analysis.

    Not even offshore on my normal place, out on a different rig sub-contracting for a French company. As usual I've spent the last 6 days doing **** all but drinknig tea and watching Sky News repeat the same stories every 5 minutes.
     
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  4. EDGE

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    Sounds ****e <ok>

    Not as ****e as my job mind <sighmuir>
     
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  5. VenomPD

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    <laugh> It is ****e, but I only work 6 months of the year and work is a strong word for it. Plus I just got a pay rise, extra £8k a year was nearly doing back-flips when they told me.

    What is it you do yourself? Apart from wumming on 606 and your daily playground patrol obviously.
     
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  6. **** you and die venom
     
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    <laugh> I'm a spawny **** Nev, had no idea it was happening. Phoned my boss for a moan about this job yesterday and he told me to stop my whining. I was due a merit pay-rise in April 2009 and never got it because of the recession, whole company had to take a 3% cut instead.

    I've been total flukey since I got my offshore ticket. There is a 2 week installation job in Thailand coming up early next year too and it's between me and another guy who's going, just depends on how our rotas for offshore work out for which of us get to go. A free trip to Thailand would be the business.
     
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  8. ****in right it would.
     
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  9. VenomPD

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    I missed out on one in 2008 because I'd been in Gabon. The boy who is up for it this time got to go to Thailand because I was in Africa <doh>

    Gabon Vs. Thailand

    African ****-hole with loads of evil looking, French-speaking spooks or Thailand.........
     
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  10. thailand is ****in brilliant.
     
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  11. EDGE

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    Well, I run a medium size business that works within the Construction Industry.

    Basically we do jobs and then the ****s don't pay us - it's great! <ok>

    I'm about to push the button to take an Engish mob to adjudication, they owe us £150K!!! <grr>
     
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  12. big archy the paki shafted him
     
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  13. Castleger

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    It sure is

    that's where I got this

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  14. VenomPD

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Aye more cowboys in your industry than a John Wayne film.
     
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  15. EDGE

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    That was last year Nev.

    This year we've done a major hotel in Glasgow, Contract value £650k, finished and now owed £150k, I'm about to open an email from the **** just now.

    We've just finished a Tesco near Aberdeen, £200k, been paid **** all. Though I know we'll get that.

    Construction is ****e, you give these ****s a price, they take 2.5% off you, then withhold 5% retention then **** you onto 60 days payment terms!

    Imagine going into Tesco, buy your messages, take 2.5% off your bill, then 5% then tell them you'll pay them in 60 days!

    Better read this email <ok>
     
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  16. EDGE

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    <laugh>

    No point in getting the heavies in Pope, you end up with **** all that way <ok>
     
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  17. lawyers are royally shaftin the construction industry these days aswell. why they are even involved in the 1st place al never know. ****in poisoness rats
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  19. <wah> weev us awone

    <laugh>
     
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    am sure ye do pope <laugh>

    when's ma shoes ready anyway?
     
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