Jamie Olivers in Glasgow

I knew that was coming



It's all stored away nicely in my **** Bank

 

Just as you were about to be nominated for "The Best Newcomer Award" you've ****ed up.

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beat me to it ya ****, you must have them stored on your computer

 

Well did you go to Jamie Oliver's?

do tell

 

Naw, a just phoned for a chinky.

 

and did she suck yer wanger?

 

Then he turned up and was actually a jap

 

Breast a chicken curry chopped up fried rice wae chips and a portion a prawn crackers oot he China Hoose in ****tleson - the best chinky in Glasgow bar none. Washed doon wae a bottle a Irn Bru.

Canny beat it.

 

the honey flower in kirky is better

 

good to see you really pushed the boat out on yer birthday and got prawn crackers anaw....that's wong !!!

 

Well, I'm out tonight to the Delhi Darbar in Bishopbriggs.

It was my sons 5th birthday yesterday and he wants to go to the Darbar for his birthday meal.

Problem is tomorrow, my arse will be like a dragons nostril.

 

Dragons nostril

In my BT days I used to pop into an Indian's in the Briggs just off Auchinairn Rd for a business lunch - it was brilliant!

Just above a Hairdressers shop where I got my first ever curly perm

Can't remember the name of the Indians......... was it The Ghulistan????

 

Rocket, that's the chap, next to the Masonic

It's went sownhill since mate, changed it's name too.... I think