Worst films of all Time

ANYTHING with Adam Sandler

 

Agreed. The guy is the most annoying **** in the world.

 

Let's not forget the Twilight films. I would rather have a pine cone shoved up my arse than sit through those again.

And Sleepless In Seattle - in the immortal words of Tony DiNozzo (Michael Weatherly) - "The first time I saw that it scared the crap out of me"

 

"Pirates of the Caribbean 3" had THE BEST ever review in The Times. A mere 3 words said it all: "Bloated, incoherent mess."

Perfect summation

 

Best review of a film I ever heard was on Film 1997 (?) when one of the viewers wrote in:

"Went to see Titanic with my father. He fell asleep halfway through. Lucky bastard!"

 

I like that one

 

Definitely this.

 

Tony DiNozzo is a perfect source of decent films to watch, the amount of times he's said something on the show and it turns out to be spot on...

 

All these films are ****:

Transformers 2
2012
Anaconda
Congo
Exorcist 2
Blair Witch Project 2
Batman And Robin
The Wicker Man (remake)
The Hitcher (remake)
Halloween (remake)
Die Another Day
The Time Machine (remake)
The Day The Earth Stood Still (remake)
Any M Night Shyamalan film after The Village
Indiana Jones 4
Any Uwe Boll film
Any Jan De Bont film after Speed
Jurassic Park 3
An American Haunting
The second Star Wars trilogy

 

I agree. He has introduced me to so many great movies.