Am up in court next week

A speeding charge

Here's the story.....

Captured on the Edinburgh Road at Carntyne doing 42 in a 30 last December.

I know for a fact I wasn't doing any more than 36 but this prick of a Polis has got me in the back of the car telling me I was definitely doing 42, a said a wizny, he said yae wur, a said a ****in wizny!

Now I know I'm still speeding at 36 in a 30 but that's no the ****in point is it?

So I got a citation to appear in June.... gave it the heavy blanko.

Received a letter from the PF telling me she holds a warrant for my arrest and that she will put into force should I not appear at court in Glasgow on 25th November!

I've got a clean license, nae points, and I'm thinking of pleading not guilty.

What are my chances of this getting binned?

 

I'd say your chances are

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Very Slim

 

so you got done by the one copper in scotland who isnt a mason ?

 

The polis are absolute ****s Rocket. The lied through their teeth their statement against me. My lawyers also said they were ****s because they went straight for dangerous driving without lesser charges.
I used Graham Walker Road traffic Lawyers who were tip top

 

Graham Walker Road Traffic Lawyers want £1500 and that's just for starters!

Don't get me wrong, if I was sitting on 9 points and facing a possible ban then I'd pay that.

I just hate the fact that the Polis are claiming I was doing 42 when I know I wasn't.

 

Aye Rocket the told me £1200 but I ended up getting charged £590 <townboundattheweekendmuirwaybigbucks>

 

just go into hiding for a bit. they canny take you to trial if its past a year since the offence.

pope will put me right if am talkin ****e

 

I was told it was 6 months

 

av got a good story about the polis tryin to catch an old mate of mine who was due in court the next day. a canny be arsed tellin it but it ends with a police car driven by a woman flipping over a wall and dropping down onto its roof. it was one of the best things av ever seen. infact Rocket it was directly acrross the road from that wee fitba park u used to play on back in the 40s

 

Well Rocket it looks lke you will be spending xmas in Jail with all these offences mounting up.

Or

You could just pay yer £40 or whatever it is like a man and stop whining .You sound like Lennon FFS !!!

 

av got 2 fines to pay. one has went up to £60 the other is still at £40. am no payin the £60 one but al pay the £40 one.

 

In the world in which I was brought up you admit **** all.

 

That including VAT? <sneekylawyers>

Thankfully that was the first thing I asked after being told how much it would be

 

I was thinking of patching it again and keeping my head down for a bit. I was also told that if they can't get hold of you after a while it goes in the bin......?

I did this once before about 3 years ago for the speed camera on the Gallowgate just at Millerston St - I've never heard any more about it and know there's no warrant's out for me.

 

great minds think alike

 

Very generous considering you would be representing a total ****. Donald Findlay QC or Di Stefano have represented ****s but they'd charge a hell of a lot more than you.

Rocket ya trouser hawk that's the best deal someone like you could get. Bit his hand off instead of the pillow

 

dont pay anyone anythin! just ignore it.

 

Im with wombat here.

Pay yer fine, take the points, and stop behavin like a big f*ckin jessie!

 

Right, I think this is what I'll do....

Go to court cos I don't want the ****s lookin for me. Plead Not Guilty!

Then wait in hope that the PF looks at the case again and decides that even if I was doing 42 it's hardly worth chasing me for.

If the boot decides to set a new trial date then I give the ****s the complete runaround, they canny find me and eventually it goes in the bin.

Jobs a good'un

 

November 2020: Glasgow

Police today issued a description of a vagrant who has been hiding in a wheelie bin for 10 years and are appealing for the mans family to come forward. The tramp cannot provide his own details due to a complete mental breakdown. The only clue officers have as to his identity are his inane rambling " ah wis only daen 36 " Anyone who gives a **** or who would like to adopt a soiled tramp for xmas contact Glasgow Celtic who have charitably housed him .The club have given him the name "Walfrid" until the authorities establish his true identity.