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if you could hire a Celebrity for a bday party who would you get?

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  1. Steevee

    Steevee Active Member

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    I looked into this and you could get such stars as:

    Kerry Katona - 5,000-10,000 (plus a kebab)

    Charlotte Church - over 10,000

    <ok> Pat Sharp - 1,000 - 5,000 .....

    Discuss
     
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  2. HendyMMA

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    Jordans Boobs
     
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  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Michael Barrymore, a wise head who could offer me advice on how to have a decent party.
    Cost: £0.50 and what little dignity he has left.

    <deadbodyforalilosmiley>
     
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  4. HendyMMA

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    Actually i would pick Pete Doherty as he would be cool to party with, probably a dick tho..
     
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  5. Steevee

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    to be fair i may just get Jordon , alex reed, peter andrey , dwight yorke. just leave em in a room with a camera. Would be worth watching..
     
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    Jenna Jamieson
     
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    Ford Kiernan is a laugh-riot. Really nice guy and funny as ****. <ok>

    Avoid Elaine C Smith at all costs. Tightwad <grr>
     
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  8. Steevee

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    He is, comes into a local boozer i go into near Wotton Bassett (swindon area) and runs his mouth likes he got. Always high though so he be like bringing Frank galagher to a party. he'd bring the drugs
     
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  9. HendyMMA

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    Dont think her husband Tito Ortiz would be happy...
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Is there a swimming pool at this party?
     
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    <ok>
     
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    Well, that concept did pretty much make a worryingly high number of TV series'!
     
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  13. HendyMMA

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    Only reason for the invite :bandit:
     
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Have you seen her lately?

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    Plus she must have a vagina like a mangled corpse.
     
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  15. Steevee

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    fair enough. wouldnt be clean drugs though.

    Saw him at a dance music event on stage signing fecked out of his face, slurrr'd words and got boo'd off.
     
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    Could be worse..... Annabelle Chung's vag
     
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    Fanny like a hippos yawn i reckon :D
     
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    Complete with teeth and birds pecking half-eaten food from between them?
     
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    Blue Waffle :D
     
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    She is a machine <ok>
     
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