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Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by Viking_Jock, Oct 27, 2013.

  1. Viking_Jock

    Viking_Jock Member

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    I am going to write a tidbit. And it's about english -or should I say, British- football. It's about how I have come to know now, the fan culture that is a moat to the castle. A moat of molasses.

    I have seen, that you on this forum, count it for value, to reflect upon the things that are perhaps deeper, perhaps volatile.

    I for one, met God in my late youth. So I do believe that what I say, will echo in eternity. And shake you as a result, in the afterquake.

    I love football, and I love the game when it comes together. But in the followers army, the naysayers are counted as elite. The one's who demand the generals head, the ones who cannot make it grand out there. They are counted as special forces.

    And as a result of that, I come short, when I try to tie knots. Tie a football club, to a corresponding forum. I am not a fan of you. Not a fan of British football forums. The loathing, the hatred, the pettyness and the rhetorics by which you try to claim yourself in the right.

    What you need, is something to believe in, and it sure as hell is never gonna be a football club.

    So here is to looking at you kid. From the heavens above. God bless you, God let his light of life into you. God forgive you by the blood of his Son Jesus.

    Enjoy your footy.
     
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  2. KDA

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    Looks like the religious nut job hasn't been handling his drink very well again!!
     
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  3. Viking_Jock

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    That's just you coming out the bar. Carefull you don't die from the Doctors diagnosis.

    [video=youtube;G77qDWCjzo8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G77qDWCjzo8[/video]

    And I handle my drink just fine.
     
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  4. KDA

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    Judging by your recent crap, you don't handle your drink or is it you imaginary friend god telling you to talk absolute bollocks?
     
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  5. Viking_Jock

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    My imaginary friend. Or your imaginary enemy?

    Blessings to those that hear, and damnation to those who don't.

    And I mean it. Follow it through to the end of the line.
     
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  6. KDA

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    Lol you're a very strange individual, maybe a spell in a padded cell with electro therapy may help, but I doubt it!!
     
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  7. PGFWhite

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    Sorry to disappoint you Viking but us Swans fans will be at the Liberty Cathedral today to see Padre Michael take the Believers to the Promised Land .....<laugh>
     
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  8. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    Each to their own I suppose , may your god be with you .
     
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  9. Blitz

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    Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.
     
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  10. gendrosjack

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    I don't believe in god, its just dog spelt backwards!
     
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    swanselona Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear me, wtf did i just read.
     
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  12. mikraswan

    mikraswan Well-Known Member

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    First interesting thing you've ever written on this board. I understand many of your other absurdities, and your taste in music, much better now.

    Please don't go away. There is room for you here! Not that football will ever surpass your religion, no attempt. Football isn't a sin, and you should allow yourself time to enjoy. The same with your music; hope your not compromising with that as well.

    First time I actually liked one of the songs you played....
     
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  13. Jack Uzi

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    4 reasons why Football is better than god

    1) Football definitely exists

    2) It only puts you through hell for 90 minutes.

    3) Only one war has ever been started because of football.

    4) Far less chance of being fiddled with as a kid by a football coach than a priest.
     
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  14. Jack Uzi

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    5) Football rules are a lot clearer.
     
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  15. mikraswan

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    6) You can actually become a god yourself...
     
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  16. Norway-jack

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    What a load of old horse **** <ok>
     
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  17. barcastyle

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    7) In football nobody is bigger than the club - not even God. :smile:
     
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  18. swanselona

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    So basically we should believe in something like god, in which case we can all continue "The loathing, the hatred, the pettyness and the rhetorics by which you try to claim yourself in the right."

    Good advice.
     
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  19. PaGaNsWaN

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    Religious evangelism has no place Here. Some of us are atheists and most of the rest, even if vaguely religious, just couldn't give a ****. Also, when you insist on preaching on a football forum, you look like a complete nut job.
     
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  20. mikraswan

    mikraswan Well-Known Member

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    Except from when Brazil win the cup Kaka flashes his "I belong to Jesus shirt."
     
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