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What 3 items would you take to the desert?

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  1. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

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    Iphone
    My Bitch
    Bottled Water

    Any1 else?
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 9, 2011
  2. EDGE

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    Bucket
    Spade
    Factor 50
     
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    EDGE, Jun 9, 2011
  3. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Molly Sugden.

    Molly Sugden.

    Molly Sugden.
     
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  4. Toby

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    <laugh> You sad prick why would you bring an iPhone to the desert? First of all they're **** phones, and you'd get no reception, plus the glare from the Sun would stop you from seeing the screen properly.

    I'd take:

    An Ice-cream (ideally a white Magnum)
    A cold can of Coke
    A bag of spliffs
     
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    Modified DeLoren complete with Flux Capacitor
    Sport Billy Bag
    The FHM 100 Sexiest women in the World (minus the bloke in 93rd place)
     
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    Zico, Jun 9, 2011
  6. HendyMMA

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    Ice cream would melt you idiot <ok> , agreed on the spliffs though :emoticon-0117-talki
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 9, 2011

  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    A helicopter, a reserve helicopter and a packet of fruit polos.
     
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  8. Toby

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    You never said how long it was for...I'd eat my ice-cream when I got there <ok>
     
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    a fat bird

    A skinny bird

    Lots of vodka.


    one for shade the other for pleasure. And get drunk so if i sleep with the fat bird i wont remember it
     
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  10. Erik

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    My "Birds of the World" book, a crate of Tetley's Smooth Flow and Lucy Pinder.
     
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    Erik, Jun 9, 2011
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    water slide
    solar powered TV
    solar powered TV remote

    <ok>
     
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  12. HendyMMA

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    Ok ill let you off with that 1 :afro:
     
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  13. Erik

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    <laugh>

    ****!
     
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    Erik, Jun 9, 2011
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    A Waitrose store
    An all-female college
    A hat
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 9, 2011
  15. Toby

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    What's wrong with White Magnums?
     
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    i'd take gigg's brothers wife

    A football

    a gun
     
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  17. HendyMMA

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    There perfect for ****s....like u :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  18. Toby

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    Says the guy that brings an iPhone and bottled water to the desert <laugh>
     
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    i can order magnums from my iphone bitch <ok>
     
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    HendyMMA, Jun 9, 2011
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    My list was alcohol, a fit lady friend and a book to educate myself. So as a real man :)bandit:) I feel I have the power to decide who is a bigger ****. Sadly, Toby, I think it's you.
     
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