It was ****ing poor mate but it was the first, of mine, I was chuckling at as I typed Read it again as you look at her face and I'll guarantee you'll laugh again. Those daft ****ers really are a gift aren't they?
It just got me again. FFS! I'm even humming the tune!!!!!!!!!!!! [video=youtube;qq0OQBdIhsc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq0OQBdIhsc[/video]
Cop. "Don't look so surprised pet, you are a day early for the derby!" GS. "But I'm down to my last bottle of cider and my phone battery is dead how am I going to phone Dad/Brother.!" Cop. " Look over there ya daft slapper, this is Sunderland the phone boxes are upright and working!"
Could ya tell is where the bog is officer? Ower there on the grass hinny where that other dogs having a ****e..
please log in to view this image "I am not fat, I am a Nutritional Overachiever." Aye alreet Pet. Deluded's that way...