Well, I went to the docs today boys to get the old anal fissures checked as they've been giving me gip. One lubed-up finger later & it was bite down on the wall plaster time... I think he stuck his ****ing fist up there. A fist that was dipped in shards of glass first. I just have to put up with it apparently - possibly forever (not the glass-dipped fist, the fissure). Can one have one's arse removed voluntarily? Why me? I'm not even a bummer. I've done nothing to deserve this! It's a bloody good job I'm not a bummer - I'd be totally useless at receiving. Anyway, I digress. Phil Jones. Know nowt about him but I'm sure he'll be tremendous.
Ahh, how I reminisced when I read your post. I really miss the days when doctors, surgeons or nurses were shoving bits and pieces up me arse on a regular basis. Those were great days. Phone rang at 7.15 on my way into work this morning with an unknown number. I answer and there's a scouser who'd give Carragher a run for his scouse money on the other end. Is this I prank I think? No, he's one of my new labourers. He's a ****ing Liverpool fan too. I picked him up en route and said I hoped he was Everton but alas no so I signed him in and made him clean the bogs. Marvelous.
Haha brilliant!!! I'm yet to have my arse raped by a doctor... Did you tell him you were united? I hope there were a few track marks in the pan for him to get stuck into..
Doubt it, this isn't 606, you can say what the hell you like about St Stevie of Gee. Like he's a cheat for instance. A ****ing horrible cheating scouse **** who I loathe with every single fibre and sinew of my body. There, no ban. That labourer has been brought in to do hard, tedious, menial tasks anyway so he's perfect. Just hope it now rains.
If I read one more post about Jones, Young or "My Dad's 'arder thaN Youse!" I will actually join a Whoop of Baboons
Yeah I'm not in the mood for work today... Is all rather dull to be fair.. Off for a curry tonight in one of those places where you can eat as much as you like.. / as much as you can manage.. Not a buffet though apparently you just keep ordering... May ruin my new svelt like figure.. Kept the weight off which is nice..
I always thought the term for a group of monkeys was a troop ... Which reminds me of a joke... The mrs said she was dumping me because of my obsession with the band the monkees ... I thought at first she was joking..... Then I saw her face... Apologies if I have already said this joke.. Can't be arsed to look back to check..
