Match Day Thread Sunderland v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

I've got to masturbate the loneliness away somehow biggun... The day you make those cleavage shots private will be a very sad day indeed

 

If I posted directions to the craic, you'd think I was talking about your sister again, wouldn't you...

 

My eldest sister died, only 2 years older than me

 

What do you want? Some rep?



I don't care about you or your family, unsurprisingly... We aren't mates. Everyone has a sob story fella, but the fact you posted that shows you've got **** craic.

 

Sorry to hear the news. I'm sure Jpf wasn't aware

 

Exactly, does he hand out a list of all his dead pets and relatives to people he attempts to engage in banter, or is he trying to tell us something...

 

no sonny-jim the fact that in three posts you've had a go at a mother a father and a sister shows you've got **** crack and a bit of a ****ehawk tbh, bit of a disgrace to your fellow posters

 

Or that I'm taking the piss and that you're taking it wayyyyyyyyyy too seriously again... Boohoo... You're the one bringing real **** into it, I'm merely cracking incest whimsy.

 

i was still a baby mate, cant remember really but its not the point, banter is banter, who knows whats gone on family wise

 

i bet your the type of cnut who would stamp on somebodies head who is already knocked out

 

Lads, I am getting a tad fcked of with the banter that has involved mentions of people who have passed away.

Come on guys, regardless of if the stories or true we all have a level that should not be crossed.

Seriously if we can't find anything else to rinse them on other than lost life's
Then something is wrong and none of us have crack.

 

Can I at least mention you f***ing dogs, or is that too close to mentioning a cousin for you...

 

Right, how about we get away from personal attacks and keep it about which team is ****tiest - which we all know is Sunderland, of course.

 

I bet your the type of **** who sits in a darkened room looking for stuff on the internet to get angry about...



The difference between us is that I make safe bets

 

Not getting your beauty sleep tonight Obi?

 

Time for a cold shower lads. We have a big game to look forward to.

 

I'm afraid that has long since been settled Obi, so.... errrrrr..... What was someone saying about my momma being sooooo fat... I'll have them know she battled obesity her whole life #pityme

 

Judean's original post was not meant to offend in this way, and in my opinion no offence should have been taken..Loads of people use the shag sister banter, so should be taken in context..

 

You can have your cold shower, I just had one a month ago.

 

Exactly

Look at my response to MrRAWhite's comeback... I'm hardly being serious about any of this