If any of you need a job - be a steward at QPR. Seriously, they take anyone or anything. Even you, Tina.
I used to sell UK & USA flags in volatile middle eastern cities, now I just do the odd bit of gun running in north Africa and western Arabia. Thought about having a quiet life and being a football agent but I think they're the scum of the earth, behind estate agents, bankers and energy companies.
I draw pictures and get paid for it. Oh, I also have to listen to angry little men, making excuses for their own incompetence, whilst blaming others.