Match Day Thread Sunderland v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

Get yourself a pound on that, you'll get good odds for it.

 

Perhaps he should put the money on Sessegnon to score first

 

Did you just put Willo and bullet header in the same sentence?
Never gonna happen in a million years Sad to say.
Not from that muppet(I kid)

 

It always amuses me the derby. Both sides are at pains to play the underdog in the main, just to avoid the fall should the worst happen. Both sides make comments, post threads on forums saying they think they'll win. Both run polls which their side comes out on top. Then they claim the other side is feeling confident and expecting to win, so they can prepare their best piss take material. The closer it gets the more you hear "I'd take a draw", and the less clear the actual mood in either camp becomes. Its all interjected with a smattering of "lets give them hell". We're all bloody guilty of it! We're all as confused as our respective clubs current direction.

This one is extra special because both team are a pile of ****e with defences having the cojones of an Italian army. There is sense of only hoping on both sides.

I'd take a draw

 

I'll take 90 minutes of football and what happens, happens. Hopefully I'll enjoy it, perhaps I won't. Then I'll moan/praise the event on Monday in some online banter and look forward to Man City. Life as a football supporter should consume no more than this amount of time and energy.

 

Just called 999 and the paramedics are coming round to remove the splinters from my arse.

 

Should have called Karen, she'd have come round and done it for you.

 

the splinters wouldn't be the only bits of wood she would have to sort out

 

Don't think you'd be that lucky.

 

I honestly don't believe we are ****e. We're a top eight team for me and we'll show them on Sunday that we're the much better side. If Dummett plays at CB we'll effectively have our 6th choice CB pairing but I'd still expect us to win as Sunderland are unbelievably poor and cast iron certainties to go down. Even if they did beat us (which they won't) then I'd still be 100% convinced that they're going to be relegated.

 

I don't think you can be top 8 with a defence like ours.

 

Apparently Colo MAY be alright for Sunday. Be amazing if true. Could Pards have been playing the old mind games and thrown in his ace? I can't imagine so but lets hope Colo is in defence, he is essential for us.

 

Where have you heard that???

 

If colo plays my arse is on here.

 

The laws of probability suggested that if you keep making statements like that, at some point in the future I'm going to stumble across a picture of your naked body. If this does happen please tag it with NSFW

 

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport...for-derby-and-taylor-s-touch-and-go-1-6185604

I did call this a few pages back. Which will only further increase speculation that I get the inside line because I've been ****ing Pards off. Damn.

Or is the real mind games now and neither has a hope in hell? Sneaky Alan, sneaky.................

 

So Jonas MUST be in Argentina, if you're effectively Pards' "right hand" man...

I think we'll be lining up with Colo in there. He's becoming our Paul McGrath - doesn't need to train, turns up that morning, keeps the opposition in his pocket, then jumps into a hot bath full of Colombian chicks.

 

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32 minutes ago
Police dogs will search fans for flares and smoke bombs at Sunday's Tyne-Wear derby at the Stadium of Light. (BBC)

 

quite right too and any fan from either side caught carrying them it should be banned from all stadia