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Cheer yourself Up - How long have you got left

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Av got 20 years to go and will cack it on Thursday, 17th February 2033

    Haw, Mick! What odds will you give me on that?
     
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    2050 <grr>
     
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  4. Patience

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    I will live to be 69 years, 5 months and 22 days old, so another 40 years <diva>
     
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  5. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    That's ****e, I will die a month before I'm due to retire!
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Tina's gong to live to be 115.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Monday
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  8. LEROY FER 10

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    The day after my Birthday.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't you be celebrating <grr>
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

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    2073 for me.
     
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  11. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    No your one, 17 Feb..
     
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  12. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Thursday, 6th November 2064

    Excellent, just before my sons birthday.

    Won't need to buy him a present <laugh>
     
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  13. Deleted 1

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    17 August 2024
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Never mind Dan. It will be here before you know it.
     
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  15. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    It says on mine that I will never die.

    Viva Medro!
     
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    I'm actually really happy with that - just wish you could trust it as i could spend the next 10 years being a right git.
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Excellent. Now I can eat and drink all I want safe in the knowledge I still have another 46 years to go!
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    You'll croak it the day before Scotland votes for independence.
     
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  20. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'm not going to take the test - I'd rather not know.
     
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