I've cracked an ale open, in celebration to three points and you lot on the piss!!! Now you lot don't corrupt Mikra!!
Ba5stards ran me up to take the pi55!!! They we all in the pub, sounding as if more than an ale of two had passed their lips.
Full credit for Mikra for coming over from Copenfuckinghagen to see the Swans! **** first half, and then the Swans score FOUR in one half, the first time since we stuffed QPR 5-0 so an unbiased Dill tells me.......... Anyway, credit to BONYMAENFUCKING JACK for having a few beers with the boys who included FFS, who in reality looks like a pillaging Viking, Bonymaen Jack, who looks like someone from Bonymaen only older, Dreyfus, who looks like Dreyfus and Dill, who, according to my missus, only has a 12 inch penis (not 14 as he claims) after she saw him waving it around the back of the car when we gave him a lift home..........
Thanks a million times for your hospitality and presents. And for finally letting me buy rounds! Dilli, speedtalker. PGF, ironic. Bony is very likely to appear on that show! Dreyfus, calm and precise (but where did you go?) FFS, lime in the beer, are you kidding me??? Maybe it makes the bad breath go away; but what a way to ruin good beer... I ran into Shelvey and Routledge on a drinking spree outside the Jack Murphys, when it was closing. They both left with approximately 3 girls each! Happy to see Shelvey, even through it was off the pitch...
THREE GIRLS EACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought only I did that Hope they didn't waste too much energy before Thursday.............................................
I actually had a piss next to Mikra at half time in the west stand, didn't shake his hand for obvious reasons. He had bad breath