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A bit of a pickle

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  1. El Capitan

    El Capitan Member

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    Hi guys,

    My parents are away and to impress a babe from college I told her I was having a big party tonight.

    But there is no party!!! I was just hoping that she would come round and we would have sex.

    I bought a lot of drink and condoms for her. But now she has posted an event page on facebook and 120 people are planning on attending. I don't know them but some of them are from the council estate and will be poor and dangerous. They will trash my parents house.

    I am worried and don't know what to do. I still want to have sex with the girl but not have my house ruined by plebs.

    I was hoping one of the forum hardcases like Huth or Butterbuttocks would know what to do?

    Any advice you can, guys, they might be here soon.
     
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    El Capitan, Jun 8, 2011
  2. Watery Fowl

    Watery Fowl New Member

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    Alright nohlman?
     
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  3. -jordan-

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    dont let them in. those council estate vermin will trash the place.

    one should get out the dogs.
     
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  4. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    Rent out an AK-47. Instinct will do the rest <ok>
     
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    jerseymackem, Jun 8, 2011
  5. El Capitan

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    I have a dog. She is a labrador but won't bite anybody.
     
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  6. El Capitan

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    Serious suggestions only guys - AK47 is absurd idea.
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    Post a death notice on facebook.
     
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  8. El Capitan

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    Where is Huth, he will know what to do?

    The rest of you are aren't taking this seriously. Well the joke will be on you when my house gets trashed.
     
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    El Capitan, Jun 8, 2011
  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    leave the front door open, bend over chair with trousers round ankles, grease arse and hope they get bored soon. Thats what I did and I have a party first Tuesday of every month now
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jun 8, 2011
  10. Tina_old

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Watery Fowl

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    PM me sweetheart xx
     
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  12. Mick

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    Sex first, consequences second. That is providing you are over 16 otherwise I'd never advocate that kind of activity <whistle>
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    ****ing whore that you are.
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    you call what me and you do a party ? ffs syd we need more than just us 2 for a party
     
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    Hash., Jun 8, 2011
  15. Watery Fowl

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    Hardly the language of a lady!
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    :emoticon-0169-danceHi
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 8, 2011
  17. jerseymackem

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    No it's not.

    So many bodies.... So much death....
     
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    jerseymackem, Jun 8, 2011
  18. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. El Capitan

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    I hope you are finding it this funny and laughing about your sex jokes when you read about my house being trashed in the daily mail.

    My parents house cost over 350 grand.
     
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    El Capitan, Jun 8, 2011
  20. Tina_old

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    It looks like Homer's face from the neck down.
     
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