When I saw the thread title I thought it was advice on how to outwit a cow in an argument, so I was quite interested. Did you see my question about "Gasping" in the suntax thread? I think you'd like the book.
Zingy Corp You have two cows. Zingy would. Gerrez corp #youhavetwocows Rhc corp You have 2 daughters but won't share.
Can't think why. No, I think you'll like it. A book (could be a play, I can't remember) about how big business starts selling people air from exotic parts of the world. I won't give any more away.
Muppetfindergeneral You have 2 cows but Rafa's cows are better. HAIG Forget cows... what are Liverpool up to? Im obsessed with Liverpool. What's going on with Liverpool cows? I need to know because I'm jealous of them... oh yeah and screw everyone. And omg I saw the corpse of Margaret thatcher... need to go ****. Rodgers You have 2 cows. They don't produce much milk... but you posses the majority of it. Hodgson You have 2 cows. You replace them with 2 old bald cows. Rafa You have two cows for every position so you can rotate them. Mourinho You have two cows but only one is the special one. You've taught them both to fall over in the penalty box. Fergie You have two cows. You've bribed the refs to make them say you have 5. Suarez You have a little less than two cows and a full belly. Rooney You have two grandmothers Bale You have two nipples the size of cows. Microsoft You have two cows... to milk them you have to simultaneously stick a finger in their ear, udder and anus Apple You have two cows. You weren't the first to own a cow but act like owning cows was your idea. Rather than compete fairly you sue anyone else that owns a better cow.
Stirling You have two cows but children with three more. Everton You have two cows but they're smaller than your neighbours cows and they produce bitter milk. QPR You bought 10 pigs but they didn't produce any milk. Milk You have two cow but flog the dead horse instead.
