You Know You're A ***** When....

Am a charmer

 

Don't have a sister. Keep trying to ever so slightly change what I've said and pretend it's a comeback though.

You're really showing this whip-crack intelligence & wit you're so famous for on here.

 

Are your balls swollen Tobes?

 

up the 'RA

 

what are you doing?

when you've posted more 'up the 'RA' than any of your other posts combined

 

...you try and ruin a decent thread with your ****ey attempts at humour (you know who you are)

 

When people ignore your first post and continue.

 

Is that because it's your playground Toby?

It's a shame you know, if you actually took the the time to check, you'd see that I don't attack people with provocation

I would love to contribute without all this school-boy 'styling' but sadly the OP mentioned me before I'd posted at all.

<dislikefrenzy>

 

...you think getting called a ***** is some sort of invitation for a discussion

 

Thanks mate

 

When two *****s start arguing with each other over who's the biggest *****.

 

You're scared of clowns.

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...when ye have an identity crisis and think yer Scottish for a while.

 

...you think it's ****ing funny to scare Venom with pictures of ***** clowns.

 

When you get hame from work and your wife and her numerous lovers have tanned aw yer biscuits.

 

When your Scottish ancestry manifests itself into you present state of mind.

AH KICK YER ****ING **** IN YA

 

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When you forget the start of the sentence and come up with:

You know you are a ***** when...

 

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You know you're a ***** when you're Mindy.