You Know You're A ***** When....

...you over-analyse ***** threads on a ***** forum.

 

ST styling it.

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When the men start to cave into the stalkers charm and wit.

 

.................................thinks................................

 

....when you say a poster is boring or irrelevant but continue to crave their attention

 

..............still nothing.

That concludes it the. I am NOT a *****.

Thank you and Godd afternoon *****s.

 

...when your boss is phoning but you dunt the call to finish posting on the ***** thread.

 

When you come from Norwich and marry outside the family.

 

....you get angry at someone posting themed threads, when your anger is their motive

 

...when you think posting the same thing over and over again is either funny or somehow a wum attempt. When in all realities, both factual and fictional, this just proves you to be the king of the dimwitted ***** types

 

...your username is Joker.

 

...when you respond to repetitive posts expecting a different outcome

 

...when you edit people's posts

 

What did you buy?

 

You can't call someone a ***** and have a ***** mistake in the post. That's even more ***** than editing it.

 

The last abortion kit in the chemist that your mother so sadly wishes she'd gotten to first.

 

Thank you darling.

Are you erect babes?

 

You've been at your sister again?

Tut tut.

You really must be spending too much time with Norwich-boy

 

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