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You Know You're A ***** When....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Oct 17, 2013.

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ...when you use a "You Know You're A ***** When..." thread to make thinly-veiled personal attacks on others
     
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    VenomPD, Oct 17, 2013
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    When people misunderstand your post and think you're being disrespectful to Glasgow...
     
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  3. Erik

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    We all bleed red, don't we? <whistle>

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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    Sorry can't think of anything.
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ...when you apologise for being senile on a football forum.
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    When you claim to have been 48 for 48 years.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Oct 17, 2013

  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    When you buy an old car and spend thousands kitting it out when you could have bought a newer car and not bothered pissing about with it.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 17, 2013
  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    When you boast about how much money you earn in the oil industry but can't even afford the services of a half decent prozzie.
     
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  9. Patience

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    ...when you believe the above <rofl>
     
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  10. Erik

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    When you look in the mirror and realise you're Tim Westwood
     
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  11. Medro

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    ...when you come from London, have a strong, thick cockney accent but claim to be Irish
     
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  12. LEROY FER 10

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    Turn any thread into a Rangers Celtic sectarian slanted thread.. eg Mr Tickle goes to the shops...
    Big arm orange bastard.
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Nope, still can't think of anything.

    Maybe tomorrow on my final day at this place.
     
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  14. Patience

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    ...when you come from Ireland but think you're British.
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ..you buy silken women's clothing and pretend it's for a non-existent girlfriend as a present
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    When the silken womens clothing you buy turns out not to be "handmade luxury clothing" and is actually "handmade (by children) sweatshop clothing"
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    When you stalk women on the internet even though you're 99.9% certain they're men.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 17, 2013
  19. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The premise of the thread is fundamentally flawed. A real ***** would be unaware that he was a *****.

    I'm therefore relying on your kindness and integrity to let me know.

    Thanks in advance. <ok>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Oct 17, 2013
  20. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    ....when you neg rep people who don't care about rep
     
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