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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Oct 17, 2013.

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ...Watch TV talent shows and discuss them at work even though you're not a teenage girl.
     
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    VenomPD, Oct 17, 2013
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That makes me want to murder the ****s. <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 17, 2013
  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    ....when you're Irish.
     
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  4. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    ...when you post the same unfunny joke twice on a forum within minutes of each other

    Attempt 1. Fail.

    Attempt 2. Fail.
     
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    Medro, Oct 17, 2013
  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    when your surname starts with Mac/Mc
     
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    Sucky, Oct 17, 2013
  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    When you pay an Indian £500 to fix SQL databases.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Oct 17, 2013
  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ...When you come from a city where ****ing over your own and murdering kids is commonplace.
     
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    VenomPD, Oct 17, 2013
  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    When you set up your own football forum website and everyone on it abuses you and takes the piss.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 17, 2013
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    ...and build crappy apps for ye.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 17, 2013
  10. Deleted 1

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    .... you vote on TV polls
    .... you buy 3 50" TVs from the same supplier
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You are not black but still use the following terms:

    Innit
    Bruv
    Blud
    Bare (as in 'lots of')
    Aks (instead of ask)
    You get me? (that was an example, not me querying your comprehension).
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 17, 2013
  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh> This would be the bit where you would then blindly argue for 11 pages having edited your posts.

    I already admitted to my *****ness though.

    Medro Fail <ok>
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    ....when you're face looks like you've had acid thrown in it.
     
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    Medro, Oct 17, 2013
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    .... when you refuse to marry someone who is of a certain religious persuasion
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    FAIL.

    Medro styled again by the stereotypister.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 17, 2013
  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    When you start arguing on a thread dedicated to *****s.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Oct 17, 2013
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    ... when you make the same point in 4 different ways in 4 different posts on an internet forum <doh>
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ...you get called an unparalleled ***** day-after-day-after-day and don't take the hint
     
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    VenomPD, Oct 17, 2013
  19. Erik

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    When you're racist against Scousers, like Mr PD Phile here

    <bulgermaddiewherewillitend>
     
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    Erik, Oct 17, 2013
  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    When you open a candle shop nowhere near the river Mersey.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 17, 2013
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