To be fair I'm amazed anyone even took notice, I thought it seemed obvious that I was taking the piss...
That's too serious an accusation to be taken as a joke! Christ lad! I'm getting old... I'm nearing 30... Grey hair and everything
The fact that tweet was from a member of HDM's news team and not the sports desk tends to suggest it's not "football" related...
Maybe they're installing a strip Club in the Stadium somewhere. That would be interesting, and the Stadium would have to go under development...?
So is that another guess too? Most of these suggestions really sound like an 'interesting development'.