My missus came out with a belter at the weekend....I was bleeding the radiators in the house and she screamed about the gas escaping from them, giving it phone the gas board, get the windows open, taking the kids into the garden. She calmed down a bit when I told her that the radiators are filled with water and not gas, and it was iar she could hear escaping.....I never married her for her brains!!!
wtf!!!!! she's got a 6 year old niece who's scared of everything and i realised why this chrismas when she picked up a USED party popper (she's too scared to pop these herself of course and when they go off likes warning so she can cover her ears) was told not to touch it as it might still have "gunpowder" in it and that it might "go off in your face"
People are bringing up kids to fear the world nowadays though. There are *****philes and germs everywhere if you read the papers. *****phile Germs too.
i was saying that when we have kids i'll have to get them juggling knives after visiting grandad to even them out you'd have thought that party popper was an unexploded bomb
Fear sells papers though. Fear makes you watch the news. Fear is what sells alarm systems and home CCTV. I seriously hate the culture of fear and ignorance we have chosen to live in. I personally believe it is directly linkable to the Americanisation of our news media. Bad **** is going to happen, life is based on trust. You couldn't cross at a green man if you didn't trust the driver to stop. You couldn't go on a bus if you didn't trust the driver. You wouldn't eat out if you didn't trust the kitchen staff.
....you couldnt put your hands in your pockets. she said she'd be walking along with her dad and he'd say "hands!" because she'd forgotten the danger so would whip them out of her pockets quickly avoiding disaster
Same with teachers who'd say to me "Tie your shoelaces boy, you could trip and break your neck" ****ing fanny needed their neck broken. Has anyone EVER died or been crippled from an untied shoelace?
Learn to spell ****-wit, you'll need to when you're writing out speeding tickets and telling people not to let their dogs **** in the park
you're - your both spelled correctly just different meaning your = belonging to you you're = you are spelling isn't the same as grammer try again
Good to see you can use Google wizgub. Apparently the use of search engines and being a **** is essential in Police work
actually i copy / pasted it into word 2007 nothing came up but your had a blue squigly line FOR YOUR INFORMATION so i presumed that was it prick
So, I'm an immaculate conception? Cheers, I'm Jesus and as such I declare Catholicism as the one true Christian faith. All you Proddy ****s are going to hell with the Jews and the Muslims. Get it up ye! please log in to view this image
Good Game Wizgub. I've been missing someone who likes a good argument since Popesicola left "For Legal Reasons"
