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Booo.... So there's no early release scheme for good behaviour? Even if we show face value signs of rehabilitation?








That's good, as I'm evil!

 

Shame

 

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW don't feel shame fella, I've wound up hundreds of you chaps over the years! The fact you lot have become that sensitive to my jibes was bound to happen eventually. Chin up and get some kleenex... Maybe you can masterbate the loneliness away

 

Being an irritating bore, who posts the same endless and repetitive drivel, isn't the same as 'winding people up'.

To wind someone up you need to say something witty, original or interesting ........ despite the endless posting even the law of averages hasn't helped you.

Your obsession with advising strangers to masturbate, despite not knowing how to spell it, makes you appear a bit weird anarl.

 

Boohoo... If I hadn't wound at least one of you poor souls up, you wouldn't need to follow me like a bunch of rats following my pipe

There is an ignore button, but I think on some level you perverts get off on me taking the piss!

 

Your sig is a bit small.
Size matters over here, can you please make it bigger?

 

Release the JPF one. Or should that be release the JPF seven, for all his different personalities?

 

I've never posted on here before, only came on to see what the crack was like about the derby ....... and there you are with the same 'I'm really winding people up' ****e.

You're not clever enough to take the piss, talking about incest continually makes you look infantile and sad. If that's the best you can do then it's just very poor.

Never mind, carry on with your fascinating insights into the world of football, a subject you seem to have very little interest in.

 

Unlike yourself, I don't spend all my days on our rival's message board licking people's arses.

However, as you've mentioned my signature I think I might take your advice, create a huge pathetic signature and post on here day & night.

BTW, I wonder how many of your friends on here understand what a brave crusade you're on what with your signature and errrrrrrr ...... well, your signature anyway

 

you make it look easy fella... he keeps getting hooked..... btw... like your tie:

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You really are entertaining me... the gift that keeps on giving...... and it's not even Christmas....

 

We may need to broker an exchange in the style of the old eastern block spy novels.
We'll unban one of their fellows... if they unban one of ours.....

 

Is that it?

That lame old response is so threadbare Oxfam wouldn't take it

 

Do I need to ask Pouchy to explain IRONY to you again?

 

So, let me get this right .... people who respond to another poster have been 'reeled in'?

Much like you keep doing with me, how does that work then?

Obviously, I realise you can't respond to my question otherwise it'll look like you've been reeled in yet again.

 

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This is interesting. Doesn't include last season but suggest there may be plenty of goals....

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Albert's internet rule number 1 ..... in the absence of a decent answer post summat someone else thought of first

 

Ahhh smuggy, what you fail to realise is, like many intellectual sorts, I adapt my material for my audience... So if you think my comedy on your board is dumb and infantile....









Job done.

 

Can we have a quick poll... Which is worse, the s*** dressed in a Sunderland kit each weekend, or the Mackem not606 craic?

In fairness, I suppose the only crack they're used to is their sister's (just for you that one smuggy)!