I went to a neighbours fancy dress (very short notice) in my boxer shorts. When she asked me what I had come as.. I replied 'a premature ejaculation' ?! She looked bemused.... I had to explain I'd just 'come in my pants' !! Ps. It's true... And it got plenty of laughs!
Go as yourself, when people ask what you've come as say a serial killer "got a problem with that" mo fo
Put on yer missus work clothes and go as... Nurse, receptionist, till lady, teacher, secretary or if your lucky..... Cheerleader ?!?
Me and my lady have a mint idea for fancy dress, rotating through 2 characters each over the course of the night. I'm going to do Mr wobbly hand, can't find a picture and Man with the stick please log in to view this image And my lady is going to do Graham lister please log in to view this image and Judge Nutmeg please log in to view this image Big night out characters if you didn't know. really cheap and simple to put together. You could do a comedy character?
black boot polish all over your face and a mouthful of custard - when you have knocked at the door and the host shakes your hand spit the custard all over him/her and say you have come as a blackhead
Go as Poyet holding you in a cage to portray your need to keep your emotions in check prior to the derby: http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/09/01/inspired-planet-of-the-apes-charity-collector/ Or go as Mike Ashley and Derek Llambias http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/09/06/the-best-fancy-dress-outfit-you-will-see-today/
