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Match Day Thread Sunderland v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I'm getting banned... ACS, can you please send my apologies to Poshminx. It was purely winding up before the big game, no harm intended, and I accept any lengthy bans for calling them on their habit of sleeping with relatives with humility...







    But I fully intend on doing it again before the next derby, if she wishes to deal with me beforehand :eek:
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 12, 2013
  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Huh? A real ban? Or a JPF joke?
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    At least he can't lose his Mod tools.
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Robredo has requested that I be banned from their board <laugh>
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I suspect any ban would be on their board only mate. I'll go off Gingers before I ask for a ban from here.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 12, 2013
  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    So, despite all their claims of "fail", I was clearly getting to them with my wumming!

    Touchy bunch! I haven't encountered anyone so sensitive since I assaulted a policeman dressed as a horse...
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    'Your ban will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Mackem aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture, and any other Mackems contributing to the welfare of Mags of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed on behalf of the P.F.J., etcetera.' And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration for what you are doing for us, JPF, at what must be, after all, for you, a very difficult time."
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    With that Gazza pic I thought MR had created a large sig. Was gonna complain.
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I'm done for tonight chaps! Have a good one, pleasure talking with you :)
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Bravo sir
     
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  11. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Sorry honey ... had to ban you from there <smooch>
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    Boooo. Meanie! ;)
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    At least you got the brush off nice and friendly TJPF.
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Better go easy Obi, we don't want to lose another mod from the board.
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    I'm hoping for a lighter punishment. Maybe a weekend in the dungeon?
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Theres a spare stool next to me (non biological kind)
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    With pleasure, or bread and water?
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Right what did I miss? <laugh> I've had a skinfull and was up for a right laugh tonight only to find all festivities have ended!

    I'd like a one liner synopsis from you all
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Jpf played, a few cried, he got banned..... Billy should be logging in about now,.... Tick.... Tick.....
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    Divint dangle yi gallusses doon the netty or yill get them Hacky mucky.
     
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