Albert's Chip Shop's daft signature

I didn't say hysteria mate, nor did I say what you'd said had led to uproar.

I just don't see the problem in it. Then again... I don't use my iPhone.

 

Despite me carefully and clearly explaining 3 times ......... hmmmmmm.

 

as poor as saying your mothers dead to try and win

 

we know a clout like a pit boot opening

 

One weekend without proper football and we end up like this!

To be honest the sig is a touch on the large side, can't say its annoyed me but I only really come onto the forum from my laptop so it's less of an issue. If it does indeed take up a ton of space on a mobile then I can see why people would complain about it really.

As I'm not QWOP I guess I must be one of the ****wits. May change my sig to that.

 

Yep, people expressing their opinions on a chat forum ..... what's the world coming to eh?

 

Moron. People on iPhones, Android etc., which I am currently posting from, are generally using the not606 app. The signature doesn't appear when flicking through threads unless you select to view a specific persons post for whatever reasons, like viewing a picture they have posted.
If people aren't using the app and are using their phone's browser to use the site then they deserve all the inconvenience that the signature causes.

 

Nice.

 

Best way to give them an example of Irony is to ban the ****ers off our board? It would also end the conversation, get shot of some ******s and deal with his signature.

 

Like I said, there is an app there to use. If you want to continue to use a crappy browser that's entirely up to you but don't start yapping about the inconvenience of a person's signature because you refuse to use the solution to it that is available.

 

Lets keep Gazza out of this.

 

It's not just the app thing ...... as I've said, and you've ignored, it's pathetic and 20 times the size it needs to be.

If the bloke thinks he's making some grand gesture then he's a knob.

There's no reason, apart from attention seeking, to have a signature like that.

 

Funny how the Mags are flocking to defend Albert yet staying well clear of Gazza

 

I wont be going over to the darkside to find out, but methinks there may have been some rabble rousing over there.

Well that would explain their rabble turning up here.


The thick ****s don't seem to understand plain English either, the signature is ridiculously large and could just as easily be reduced in size and still let him have his sad soap box.

 

Ahhhh... Well if I have to wait for you to educate yourself enough to understand my insult as long as it took you to come up with the "horse puncher" retort, I think I'll just stop now before it gets too ugly... Shame your mother didn't have the same thought during labour

 

Yet nobody on here is complaining about your mother's massive cock taking up all that data on their precious smart-phones when they go on pornsites.... Here's a tip lads, save up those pennies you get from passing kind-hearted Geordies, and buy a f***ing computer.

 

Not difficult for them to grasp ...... unlike their freakishly small penises

 

Least ours aren't on our heads

Good luck when your balls finally drop!

 

The classics are the best and that is well and truly a classic now that you're now known as horse puchers across the nation.

Only 15 days till the derby. Better get some practice in on your pit pony you mindless, primitive buffoon!

 

Your 'humour' hasn't improved since 'mixed infants' has it ......... you're just not a funny lad.