Albert's Chip Shop's daft signature

Oh gan **** your self you stupid twat, you're a ****in R soul.
You just live up the road from me, do you want me to PM you my address?

 

Just had a quick look around the boards and yours is the most attention seeking signature, as I expected.

Never mind, no doubt you're intent on keeping it just to 'show everyone'.

 

In the USSR, we behave as we are.
Because we are twats, we all wear ****ers hats.
Like ****ing Shearer, it couldn't be more clearer.
A pair of weak twats wearing ****ers hats like a pair of sad twats like Tosspot Consett man & his **** side kick Agent Bruce.
I loathe their board because it's **** & modded like the owld East Germany.
All their mods are weak & cowards, Albert, Bruce & that ****ing arsehole with the specs, especially that fat ****, Id happilly kick his ****ing **** in.
Infact, I'll tell you this, I'd happily take them all on, especially that ****er Bruce.

 

I mentioned to one of our mods his signature was a pain in the arse.No where near as bad as your half page "look at me look at me!" signature mind.He did the gentlemanly thing and binned his sig.I also thought on about my own which had done sterling service and binned mine too.Your signature is disruptive and intrusive when viewing threads on anything other than a HiRes monitor.Smug is spot on.

 

Yes, we all are & mine is that yo're a prick. .

 

Go on Billy!

 

To be honest I like Albert.

If his signature is indeed attention seeking it seems to be working.

 

You guys are just upset because after a few weeks you've realised it's not affiliated with the Red Cross, who have been airlifting in your food supply for the last decade

 

**** me, was that the best you could come up with?
How sad must your life be if you thought that was funny.

 

It was clearly funny enough to stop you humping your sister for five seconds to respond!

 

Wow two for two!
At least you're consistent!

I wonder if you're stupid enough to go for your hat trick?

 

wow. I pop out to the shops and when I get back the 'we love ACS' love train has grown I see.
It's always the same couple of you who seem to go off it for no reason though.
The obvious exception though is my bi-polar friend Billy who... apart from talking to himself again... seems to want to turn to violence (again)..do you live in Hastings hill fella?..... tonight will be fun as he downs more beer I suspect.
Toot toot

 

Yo momma so fat Google Maps didn't realise Sunderland was a crater til she went to be with her own kind in America

 

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So us mentioning your signature is over powering and intrusive is now a personal dig?
What ever floats your boat bonny lad.
Just as well our Mod didn't feel that way when I had a go at him about his eh?


PS. Could you take your unfunny mate back to the darkside?
Or at least take the shovel away from him!

 

No no, I'll pass that on to the brave fellows of Sunderland! To my shame, I can't get it up for my cousins or my mother, never mind any of the male relatives and bewildered pets I've seen skulking out of your parts nursing butt-ache, you glorious ****ers

You guys deserve the medal.

 

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As you seem to be struggling I shall try again.
This has nothing to do with who you are, or who you support, it is about your oversized signature.
Smug has said the same.

If you want to keep trying to make out it is anything else carry on.
Just makes you look stupid mind.

 

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Oh and one for your ginger loving mate.

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