Rocket's Epic Failure

Was just dropping my oldest son off there to collect his car in Barlanark. He'd been at Graham Dorrans' engagement party last night and left his car there before heading into 29 in a Black Hack.

Anyway, as I was driving through Barlanark just at Garrowhill train station my son spotted one of my nephews, "Wee Charlie" sitting on the railings talking to 3 wee burds.

He's a ood looking wee **** and I'm always giving him stick asking why he disny have a bird and asking if he's a wee gayblade. ....but there he was cool as **** with his Rangers top on, hair gelled, wae these 3 wee crackers all over him.

"Right, am gauny get that wee **** oan ma way back" I said to my son.


"Och, lea um alane, eez only a wee guy, don't gie um a riddy" he said.

But we both knew this was too good an opportunity to miss and as soon as I dropped my son I bombed all the way back to the train station.

I was in my X5 and as I approached I slowed almost to a complete stop... the 4 of them looked at me.... I put down my window, put my hands to my eyes joining my thumbs and forefingers as if I had a pair of binoculars and stared at them before shouting....

" CAPTURED!...GOT YOU CHARLIE "


To my complete horror the wee guy came running towards me and the closer he got I realised it wasn't my wee nephew and he was shouting... "GET TAE **** OR AL GET MA DA"

And one of the the wee lassies started shoutin... "QUICK! QUICK! GET EES REGI NUMBER!!!"

A completely shat masel and sped away!!!

****in nightmare!

I'll never slag ma wee nephew again.

 

name dropping show off ****

On the register soon Rocket

 

Wit a birthday your going to have tomorrow

Better get your self a gid Solicitor!! <najoy>

 

aye that's the excuse your gonna tell the cops, "I was joking officer, swear, have a look i even told everyone on this internet forum..."

 

or pope

 

Is pope a solicitor or does he just give legal advice out from past experience?

 

I think he's a paralegal...oldest one in town

 

a got you, always good to have someone like that for advice

 

Did I mention I bought his White Q7 from him last night?

<purefuckincrackermuir>

 

<tinycocksyndrome>

Next we'll be getting the value of your investments/yer bank balance

 

**** sake Rocket i was only joking the other day when i said you were still into the grooming

You're quite clearly still one of the heavy hitters in that 'hobby'

 

Canny wait to get rid of that X5 now, I feel like a marked man.

 

Am urny that bad ffs!

Does anyone remember Pope posting his Legal Qualifications when he was arguing with Mickeybhoy?

What a complete knob

 

And it's YOU again....

Who the **** are YOU?

You're one of our original possters under a new name - I can tell.

 

Rocket do you not think the forum can get new members?

you asked me the same question yesterday and then called me a different name today, I forgot the name sorry, but na wounder this place does not get busy, if every new member has to get interrogated just to post some **** and try and get on with everyone

 

The board's the busiest it's been since Not606 started because it's a fun place to hang out again.

In recent days I've been in tears of laughter and it actually reminded me of how good SPN used to be - it's been brilliant!

It will continue to get busier still as more of the original members return and the new guys realise what a great forum we have here.

If "new" members can't take a wee bit of a slagging then they're in the wrong place.

The secret is to give as good as you get.

 

not on about the name calling ald yin, was talking about the post in the beggars match day thread this might help you remember

you are almost getting as paranoid as selic fans

 

Yes, I remember fine Tam, am no as daft as you look.


You original question was...

And that's what I replied to.

The reason I'm calling you Tam is because I think you're menniet - or Thomas Mennie to give you your proper name.

 

Who the **** is menniet4 or Thomas Mennie? FFs you are a paranoid wee soul!!

honestly mate you should seek help

 

I didn't call you menniet4........... I called you Tam.