So name your fittest XI

You offering Swords ?

 

I'd give them a meat and two veg no bother pal

 

phwoar, not 'alf

 

Though the missus might object

 

Thanks Col. Have you got her phone number? I'd like to ask her whether she's ever seen an old man cry like a baby.

 

I thought you were banned from wearing your strap on gherkin?

 

...could get him into a pickle?

 

GK - Nigella Lawson
RB - Emily Blunt
CB - Lucy Pinder
CB - Rosie Jones
LB - Kate Beckinsale
RM - Gemma Arterton
CM - Tamsin Egerton
CM - Sienna Miller
LM - Imogen Poots
ST - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
ST - Candice Swanepoel



Definitely my kind of thread...

 

I'd like to amend my list and substitute Gemma Arterton for Cobie Smulders.

 

Marvel Geek!

 

Not gonna lie, I'm not so much a Marvel Geek as a How I Met Your Mother ****

 

That Agents Of SHIELD show is truly dreadful, unfortunately. But with you totally on Ms Smulders.

 

am I allowed a photo fit 11

 

Sounds fun!

 

Is it just me who finds Americans/Aussies/foreigners/etc a lot hotter when they have an English parent?

Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

 

With Nigella you'd be halfway though then an image of her fat dad delivering a budget speech would flash before your eyes and it's game over

 

Game over? I'm not sure such a thought would make me cum, if that's what you mean

 

I need to find 11 which are allowed