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  1. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    I can't be arsed with this forum at the moment, it's silly season and all the WUMs and gobshites are out to play for the summer.

    Can anyone cheer me up before I set fire to my computer? I might have to bash the "Cheik the room" thread for some inspiration. Ahh the halcyon days...

    Amuse me please, else I'll be getting a bill from my employer to replace a melted Dell laptop.
     
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    <wums>
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    One melted Dell laptop; coming up:

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  4. Heavy Metal Toon

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    What does Halcyon mean? I've heard loads of people talking about it, but i feel as if it was something big on the internet before i started using the web.
     
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    I think i will join you
     
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  7. ThrillerinAsprilla

    ThrillerinAsprilla Active Member

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    The good old days
     
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  8. TheLittleGeordie

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    this forums definatly much better during football season
     
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  9. Aldridge_Prior

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    It was the week you were banned <laugh>

    Nah, only kidding. It's like a peak, a 'golden age' if you will <ok>

    Oh, and cheers OT, that made me chuckle!!
     
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  10. Tiggyrimana

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    It will sort itself out in time
     
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  11. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    To be honest , since 606 closed , a lot of **** has been posted here.

    I miss the good old days when I knew everyone who posted <wah>
     
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Here's one for you.

    A bloke walks into a bar and asks the landlord " May I have a lint of pager "

    Landlord replies " What "

    The bloke again asks " Could I have a lint of pager please "

    Landlord says " I'm sorry mate I don't understand what your saying "

    The fella says " I'm asking for a lint of pag...... Oh I'm so sorry, I've been getting my words mixed up all day, I mean't pint of lager "

    The landlord responds " Don't worry about it, the same thing's been happening to me lately. Only this morning when I was cleaning the lines the missus came down stairs and I said " Good morning my sweetness of joy, please let me bring you up breakfast in bed with a nice gup of tea and the morning paper "

    What I mean't to say was " You big, fat ugly bastard, your very presence on this planet makes my f***ing life a misery "
     
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  14. Aldridge_Prior

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    Well it's all oldies posting on here so far and it's turned into a cry fest. Even Barack Obama is gutted...

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    I blame whoever did this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A85178514

    They let all the ****tards know where we were.

    Anyone else noticed the shopping links being embedded in posts? Mick's pimping this place out. TJR and Phil Thompson's Nose should get royalties for all the traffic they've directed this way.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Perhaps we should all sneak away and start posting on the Hereford board.

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    Read that article, Shakhtar's there!
     
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  19. Aldridge_Prior

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    I think I gained a few new members from the Gervinho Facebook page <whistle>
     
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    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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