Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham Match History 1898-2013

I wouldn't go that far! I was just being mischievous

 

and cannons....you forgot cannons....

 

Luke better realise we have to drag Arsenal down at any opportunity if he wants to be welcome on our board.

 

I was just pointing out that Cannons are dangerous....it's just a coincidence that it happens to be the Arsenal badge.

 

In all seriousness, I'm still surprised that nobody's objected to our emblem. It's basically a symbol of animal cruelty!
I object to Arsenal's, as I'm a pacifist (not really) and it represents something that they're now absolutely nowhere bloody near.
I also object to Chelsea's ageist decision to remove Captain Birdseye from their crest and replace it with a non-homegrown lion.

 

Maybe we should starting singing about cock and balls.

Maybe we shouldn't.

 

Don't worry, SD, I don't need a second invitation to do that

 

I long for the day when we stop all this 'yid singing' and go back to singing about Spurs and glory as it used to be in the 60s.

'Glory Glory' is what I like, also 'we are the famous Tottenham' nice songs like that.

I'm not Jewish, I have no affinity with the Jewish race, except they're human beings like me, like French people, German people, Moroccan people, whatever.

If I was to align with any nationality, it would be English, though I'm not so impressed by being English as I once was.

I would never align myself with a religion as I'm atheist, as was our most intellectually distinguished supporter A J Ayer.

Incidentally I've read some West Ham fans are annoyed that we claim to be the 'Jewish club' when many West ham fans are Jewish.

I agree we shouldn't claim to be Jewish, but where were/are these 'West Ham Jews' when the Auschwitz song gets going and the hissing starts. Shouldn't they be disgusted far more by that than us chanting 'Yid Army'?

Re the game, I expect us to win. I doubt very muchn't believe that the team sheets will change my view.

 

So Lawro has us down as a 2-0 win and noticed the two halves against Chelsea which we must get sorted. I'm going for 3-0 with Bobby to score maybe a couple if he's in.

 

I was going along with it....surely you didn't think I was serious!

 

I thought it was strange that you'd answered so seriously

for me.

 

I've been waiting for the PC police to take in our murderous cockerel for questioning for some time.

 

I give up!

 

WE need to do something about the Arsenal, the name is just offensive to all the arses.

With their strong French connection perhaps Derrierenal would be more appropriate, this could be shortened to Derry or even just Der!

 

We've got him

 

Not sure if anyone has seen this...

http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/spurs-vs-west-ham-opta-stats-051013/

opta stats for us n WHAM so far...

apparently on the fun and sunshine scale "theres enough for everyone"...

 

.....not only is it offensive to the arses Spurf, its also offensive to the arseholes, of which there are many.

Oh! whilst I'm here, I would like to object against objections. On the grounds that it causes objective objections.

 

This should be an easy win for Spurs, West Ham are average and terrible on the road. I'm going for 3-1, I might place a bet on this.

 

i would like to object to people who object to objections,because it's defeating the object!

 

I thought we were playing today.