Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Oddly enough, related (and very much NSFW): punk band and desperate seekers of publicity film porn on lawn of Westboro Baptist Church.
http://gawker.com/punk-band-shoots-porn-film-on-front-lawn-of-westboro-ba-1440680143

 

But imagine if it turns out to be really disappointing and ruins her for you forever.

 

Oh, ok. I did only see the initial reports. Have to say, from this perspective, this Miley Cyrus singer ought to take the advice.

 

That'd suck. But Hayley's picture was disappointing and I assume she's not been ruined for you?

 

Well no but she's perfect, poor photography skills aside.

 

True, nobody looks good from that angle. But even so, disappointing would be better than nothing, and as I'm almost certain Laura will never do anything like that, I just have to hope Taylor's burgeoning edgy/sexually driven side keeps going into full on gangbang porn.

 

Well with the quantity of guys she gets through, at least one of them is bound to want to film it.

She's friends with Hayley as well so maybe she'd like to invite her to the party.

 

They're all soppy limpdicks like Ed Sheeran and Tom Odell. I don't think any phrase ever could be less sexually appealing than "Ed Sheeran sex tape".

 

At least you must feel like you can compete with such useless excuses for men.

 

Absolutely. I mean, they've got loads of money while I struggle to feed myself, but hey, I'd probably win in a fight. Hayley's boyfriend is pretty scary though.

 

Yeah...he's quite the obstacle.

 

Looks like Dani Osvaldo is airing some dirty laundry and venting on Twitter...

http://translate.googleusercontent....rpdafr&usg=ALkJrhhjgzZer6d84l2T-aLMbOgcpZTSUg

 

I don't get it. Who's made defamatory comments?

 

another graet piece
[h=1]Souttar nearing Southampton move[/h]October 4, 2013

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By Kristan Heneage


Dundee United boss Jackie McNamara is hopeful teenage defender John Souttar will spurn the opportunity to join Sunderland in order to continue his career at Tannadice.

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PA PhotosSouttar is expected to join Southampton this season.


The Black Cats have seen an improved bid of around £600,000 accepted by the Scottish club for Souttar, with a significant sell-on clause also included in the deal.
Present at the Stadium of Light on Sunday for the club's 3-1 defeat against Liverpool, the 17-year-old is understood to be discussing personal terms with the Black Cats.







Not us at all!

 

The mother of his son, Gianluca, it seems.

 

Souttar nearing Southampton move

Yes, I read that piece last night, Lamb. I was so moved to apathy by the astonishing quality of it that I left it where it was.

 

That's great, I love how the Northern Line is comprised almost entirely of goalkeepers, with, appropriately enough, Joe Hart right at the bottom of the line (with Dave Beasant just above him). Whoever made the map definitely has a sense of humour.

 

Apparently. Qatar is under absolutely no threat to it staging the 2022 World Cup, according to FIFA.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24375821

Right, bearing in mind that statement of confidence, who do we reckon will replace them by the time the tournament gets going..?

 

Australia. They put in a really good bid but must have upset FIFA by not bribing the officials enough. The tournament would take place in their winter, so no problems with temperature etc. And if the 2000 Olympics was anything to go by, they can put on a really good show. And they allow beer to be drunk in public.

The only fair way to resolve this issue would be to restart the bidding process from scratch, but this time have it done under the full scrutiny of an independent agency, as well as the world's press.

 

So the contractor undertaking the construction of the hotel at The Ageas Bowl has gone into administration, whoops!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-24396191