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Swansea City's Holiest Week

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  1. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    The first week in of October 2013 will go down as the holiest in Swansea City’s history.

    Thursday evening sees the Welsh outfit take on St Gallen. Sounds like a team from West Wales, but actually the mighty Gallen are one of the top Clubs in Switzerland – a holy experience at The Liberty is likely.

    After a two day retreat the Swans then travel to the south coast of England to take on the real saints – Southampton FC. The Saints are named after their most famous centre forward – Simon Templar.

    [video=youtube;OVd9J0iWg0E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVd9J0iWg0E[/video]

    Templar was one of the top scorers in the 1970’s when the Saints played at the famous Dell. Often called The Dell Boys, Southampton fans inspired one of the most famous comedy TV series in British history

    [video=youtube;63rcdLeXiU8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8[/video]

    Nowadays the Saints play in St Marys Cathedral and it is apt that Sunday is the day that Swansea City visit. Say your prayers lads &#8211;the Swans are coming <laugh>

    WARNING: This thread is for FUN and may contain adult themes and photos of scantily clad ladies as the week progresses <ok>
     
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  2. neveroffsidereff

    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    What have you done now!!! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  3. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    Better say your prayers then.....
     
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  4. PGFWhite

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    I would like to point out that our very own neveroffsideref, who has just posted above, is in fact a Swans undercover agent who lives near Southampton. He has covertly gathered information for Michael Laudrup over the last six weeks. Saints manager Mauricio Pochettino, who speaks excellent English, will have his hands full ;)
     
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  5. Jose Fonte baby

    Jose Fonte baby Well-Known Member

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    Holy ****! :shocked:

    MP's translator informs me that he isn't happy with that comment.
     
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  6. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    I heard MP is only employing him for work experience and as a decoy for opposing managers....
     
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  7. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    Haha, the regular match thread writers won't be happy with this unauthorised publication.
     
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  8. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    David is a football genius who is the true reason behind our success.
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    The problem for the OP is that he will have to do the next match thread if Saints win. Them's the rules..
     
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  10. PGFWhite

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    I'll pray for a draw <laugh>
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Too true Joe:headbang::headbang:
     
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    tiggermaster Well-Known Member

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    Well we played 'The Eagles' last and will play 'The Swans' next.. maybe it's birds**t week..
     
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  13. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    I am a bit of a snake enthusiast tig. What do you reckon of this one?


    [video][video=youtube;UYxxgvA8rlM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYxxgvA8rlM[/video]
     
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    Nope, that's when you play the rabble from Legoland <whistle>
     
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    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Maybe we'll just kill two birds with one stone..? Yeah, I don't know how that works either, but it felt good. :)
     
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  16. Dilligaf

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    He's crap at match threads mine are much better. I've got it ready and it'll be on our board on Friday morning. I've been very complimentary too about you lot, any club that has a pie and pint outlets in the ground is all right in my book <whistle>
     
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  17. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    And the pies will be free on Sunday! Or would you prefer rissoles?
     
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    Beer actually
     
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    The Swans are a dangerous bird, protected by her Majesty The Queen. Now with that in mind if you take all three points off us the Pochettino will be sent to the tower. Now if you manage to beat the Bluebirds then it's key to London all round. Oh just remembered their not Bluebirds anymore, their Dragons, so St George can slay the Dragons. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  20. PGFWhite

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    Anyone sell beer in here?
     
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