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Middle lane drivers

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by John_Pull_Goati_eh, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. John_Pull_Goati_eh

    John_Pull_Goati_eh Member

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    Come on own up. You know who you are.
    You stay in the middle lane because

    1. You’ve never been taught how to drive properly
    2. You’re selfish and couldn’t give a toss
    3. You don’t have to manoeuvre until you get off
    4. The inside lane and the outside lane are hard work
    5. You own that lane
    6. You need psychiatric help

    Choose the options that are relevant.
    Please type numbers followed by your car registration number, make and model.
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    0. if you dont stay in the fast lane with your foot down you are

    a. a woman
    b. dead
    c. gay
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    What about those arseholes who go onto a roundabout, knowing they can't get off because of the traffic queue and block everyone else from using the roundabout.

    Bastards.
     
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  4. El Capitan

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    Wait, I'm new here, but I'm assuming Tina is a girl right?

    And yet she is talking about roundabout etiquette.

    Was she being ironic or what?

    I wonder if she makes a good sandwich.
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    Of course I do.
     
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  6. El Capitan

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    Oh. Right.

    Ever made a sandwich with crisps on it?
     
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  7. Tina_old

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  8. El Capitan

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    They're really rather nice.

    You should also try drinking your tea through a twix.

    No joke, it sort of melts and turns into a straw.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    I'm allergic to products with cocoa in them. Are you trying to kill me?
     
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  10. John_Pull_Goati_eh

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    Thats why they have the yellow box's. If you're stationary you should get a fine.

    Anyway, please ask permission to go off topic or pay a fine.
     
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  11. Tina_old

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    Kiss my arse.
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    If only there was a quick and easy method to create a poll. <whistle>
     
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  13. John_Pull_Goati_eh

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    I'm in a different town but i've heard that shouldn't won't pose a problem!
     
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  14. El Capitan

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    I didn't realise you were allergic to cocoa.

    My one other culinery tip would be to soak a quaver in milk then put in the microwave on full power for 90 seconds.

    It swells up into a giant quaver. I used to eat them after the pub when I was a student instead of kebabs. 2 Giant quavers and I was stuffed.
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    You do realise there'll be idiots reading that and wanting to actually try it.
     
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  16. El Capitan

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    They should. I can't recommend it highly enough. A delicacy.

    I once done 5 or 6 quavers in a row then put them in the multipack bag and wandered round town like I was a giant.
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    lolzy x
     
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  18. Hash.

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    <doh> it'd make you like a midget if the quavers were huge
     
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  19. El Capitan

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    It would have made you a midget.

    It made me a giant.
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    please log in to view this image
     
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