If you had £15m in January to spend....

little P from ute

 

I'd buy a flat in Madrid and another in Vancouver. The rest I'd invest in real estate, so that I'd have £750,000 a year to get by on

 

I'd pay off joe kinnear's seemingly endless contract,
Then with the 20 quid left over i'd toy with paying off pardew's

 

I think we baulked at the amount being asked, and the endless supply of "agents" who pop up.
Maybe a case of us trying to weed out the genuine agents from the hangers on.
Or the extra fee wanted we took the route of robbing Gomis to pay Lyon?

It would be interesting to see beyond the agents fees paid; what the individual agents get, who they represent and the work they do.
Because, whilst I accept some agents put a bit of graft in to get a deal for today's not so bright footballer, there must be others who put a claim in that the player's never set eyes on.

 

Seems like a good idea.

 

A one way ticket for the cockney mafia...