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Off Topic Pointless point-scoring thread

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by RebelBhoy, May 15, 2012.

  1. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator
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    I see your Willie being a ****e Muslim and I'll raise you Willie being a ****e Catholic.

    [video=youtube_share;zPikm88Q5qg]http://youtu.be/zPikm88Q5qg[/video]

    Ssshhh.... We'll never work out it is him<ok>
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Who?
     
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  3. Patience

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    That's basically the response to every comment on the Greenslade article.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Nearly everything that can be said is usually been said best by Chuck D at some point - as long as you change the odd word.

    They wanted me for their army or whatever
    Picture me given' a damn - I said never
    Here is a land that never gave a damn
    About a brother like me and myself
    Because they never did
    I wasn't wit' it, but just that very minute...
    It occured to me
    The suckers had authority

    I'm not a fugitive on the run
    But a brother like me begun - to be another one
    Public enemy servin' time - they drew the line y'all
    To criticize me some crime - never the less
    They could not understand that I'm a fenian
    And I could never be a veteran
    On the strength, the situation's unreal
    I got a raw deal, so I'm goin' for the steel

    Line 'em up y'all
     
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  6. Baw Claw

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    The armed forces are a good career path...if you're no a total mong. A lot of the best folk in oil & gas are ex-forces.

    If you're a stupid **** though then you've signed up to be IED fodder or out of some ridiculous notion of patriotism or you're a ******ed Hun bastard. Probably all three actually.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

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    There has to be an "injury causing device" wending its way to Tomo surely?
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Hmm. Most people join the army because they're either (a) unable to find any other form of work or (b) got bullied at school and have an overwhelming urge to kill people and (c) have small willies.
     
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  9. Patience

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    More anti-Rangers bile from a proven Rangers-hater <grr>

    When will his campaign end!?
     
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  10. Baw Claw

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    Its mostly former RAF engineers who are turbine techs now that I've worked with. Those ****s are usually switched on. You'd need to be when you're fixing fighter jet engines though
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Mike Small is usually pretty quick to lump Celtic in with Rangers when he can but...

    http://bellacaledonia.org.uk/2013/09/29/on-parade/

     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Ex-service commentor on that article.

     
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  13. Baw Claw

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    Putting a uniform on doesn't increase intelligence or morality. If anything it makes it easier to act like another **** in the crowd. Anyone surprised by squaddies acting like stupid fuds need to check themselves
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    Sectarian singing, supporters on fans' sites threatening to kill people, shady characters running the club, falling out withthe mainstream press, squad full of overpaid players and money disappearing out the door with no one knowing where it's going or whether there will be enough in the coffers to see the club to the end of the season.

    Good to see they're not repeating the same mistakes of years past.
     
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  15. Baw Claw

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    Just like a ****** with no short-term memory; they will not learn <laugh>
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

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    Andrew Dickson, who presents the club's official TV channel - Rangers TV - suggested detractors should "take a look at their passports and remind themselves of where they come from...".
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    He's an unmitigated ****. An "offended troll" who attempts to noise folk up then greets like a lassie when folk bite.

    That is precisely the attitude that's the problem with Huns.

    He was only moaning the other week about folk (he meant Non-Huns) using Lee Rigby to pointscore after backing the pointscoring arseholes with the Lee Rigby flag days before.

    I checked my passport and I can't find the bit where I'm duty-bound to be cool with uniformed soldiers singing about joining the YCV (Father's advice), giving straight arm salutes or bouncing about like partisan fannies.

    I did find a wee bit at the bottom of my passport where it says kit-kat analogies are terrible and Andrew Dickson is a cue baw heided throbber.
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Still the talk of the toon I see :)
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

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    <laugh>

    I've just checked my passport and I still don't have a clue what Dickson is trying to say. I can only guess he is attempting to make some sort of half arsed, badly thought out attempt at defending the wholly indefensible.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    Now now Nev, I recall you cringing with embarrassment the last time troops abseiled down the stand, surely you don't think Saturday was a good idea?
     
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